She says:
"The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather,
or the horny maid...I get all those screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the
shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts'...Somehow, I don't
think this is happening to Natalie Portman."
I honestly cannot think as to why Jessica isn't getting serious roles...such a waste of amazing talent...perhaps she should form a "Just-because-plastic-surgery-has-made-me-look-like-an-alien-doesn't-mean-I'm-like...not-a-serious-actress" club making sure to invite Jessica Simpson.
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It's very simple, Jessica. Have you ever, or will you ever see Natalie Portman in a picture like that, with an outfit like that? Slutty outfit + slutty pose = slutty roles.
Addendum: Unless you're Gwyneth, of course, in which the random slutty photo session just makes you look ridiculous and causes people to laugh at you.
Thats a horrible picture of her. The blonde look doesn't work at all. She was totally smoking in her Dark Angel days. Too bad she can't act her way out of a handbasket.
There's not a single hetersosexual man in the world who would deny Jessica Alba because of her looks.
Her voice, maybe.
Maybe it's because she played the good little girl who becomes a nasty (but still in need of a big strong hero) STRIPPER in her last film?
Love the bolt-on tits. That could be another reason why she's getting the "whore" scripts. There is little sense in complaining about that sort of attention when you have had surgery to ensure that it happens!
haha...too true anon323...we're on the same wavelength!
hmmm...I thought she looked WORSE in her DarkAngel days....she looked more intellectually disabled then.
love,
elisa
ARGHH!! I hate ImageShack.
I want a full, high rez version of this on my hard drive. like really desperately....
Heh, i'll love to see the porn though.
Ooh Elisa...very well put! You're a bit snappy with our favourite (to hate) celebs this week. I love it! :D
You are so fine can I eat you
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