Monday, November 28, 2005

Well...Kimbo the Bimbo's engagement to Talan lasted about...1 week...before it all fell apart rather pathetically. I guess the drug induced stupor that had previously blinded him and made him deaf ebbed away at some point this week...and he realised he wasn't really all that keen on pretending to marry a 90 year old woman with a disturbingly putty-esque bean pole body structure...I mean...even Rod is more appetising as wife-matertial...

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That being said...the tried and true wildcard for a struggling publicity whore remains the same (no actual male required)...and here we see Li-Lo using it today... now that the card is once again free.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

We all shold have known that this Talan affarir would not last very long. Talan as a word means 'maybe'.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that Lohan's "re-virginizing" ring, a symbol of her new-found purity? Bizarre...

Chandra said...

i still can't believe their non-engagement thing was in the news section on my home page. that's not news.