Tuesday, November 22, 2005

No sex in the house for Robbie

What kind of a guy doesn't want to have sex in his house for fear of contamination? Robbie Williams it seems. Someone should remind Robbie that not all sex has to involve parasite-ridden people like Paris or Kimberley. Apparently the key is to get him out of LA...where he then proceeds to offer himself "far and wide to all the known universe."

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Along with Joaquim this is man is my other sexual fantasy. Yum Yum

Unknown said...

Ewwwwww....

El Tete said...

"parasite-ridden people like Paris or Kimberley"

Ouch...

Anonymous said...

Who the hell IS this guy? I read about Robbie Williams all the time (and it's usually something weird), but I still don't know who he is.

Michael K said...

Why do I find him so attractive?

Elisita said...

hehe ginger,
I don't know if he's really cracked the US market...a bit like Kylie Minogue perhaps...but he's HUGE everywhere else in the world...he's a singer...and I agree Michael K...he's hot...he's got that "I'm an asshole but I'm vulnerable" thing going...
love,
elisa.

Anonymous said...

Nice thong.

Anonymous said...

ginger,

When I lived in the US 6 years ago, I knew who he was, so how can you not who he is? Are you falling asleep in Pop Ed. again?

Anonymous said...

How in the name of christ does this man ever get any action at all? He is, granted being heterosexual I may not be the best judge but in my opinion, he is one of the most repugnant unattractive people I've ever seen. Only Madonna beats him and thats because she actually turns my stomach.

Actually I think what I really find most repulsive in both cases is their horrible personalities. One being an unimaginably pretentious egomaniac who's still trying to be young hip and sexy even though she's past it. The other being a scared, sad, lonely little boy who tries to hide it behind flamboyant extroverted showman behaviour.

That's what I think anyway. But what the F..k do I know.

P.S. I ***HATE*** the phrase "Cheeky-Chappy" sooo much!!!!

Elisita said...

haha nealk..you know I love it when you rant...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I may, MAY, have some anger issues. But who doesnt love a good rage filled rant.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

dawn, I guess I must have slept through the entire thing. But I know who Kylie Minougue is (though I'm not all that familiar with her music, except that "Lalala" song). This guy though, I've never heard a song by him or read anything (in a legitimate publication) about him, or heard anyone talk about him outside of this blog and Dlisted.

Elisita said...

haha Brad Pitt's Penish should start up a personal blong :) Full of rants...of course :)
love,
elisa.

Anonymous said...

Elisa be honest were you drunk when you wrote that? "PenisH" you know that whole myth where drunks pronounce "ess" as "esh". Although I quite like the idea of having my own "Blong" it sounds like a lot of fun.

Never the less I whole heartedly agree I should have my own blog! after all everyone loves me, women want me men want to be me. Thanks for the idea.

Regards,

Brad Pitt's Penis

Elisita said...

haha...man...I was all over the shop.
ishhh