Friday, November 25, 2005

Katie let out of the house

Well, in a strange turn of events, we see Katie here...apparently unchaperoned. Could it be that she managed to sneak out of the Scientology Compound house? In any case, Tom is trying hard to stop any further escapes...looks like she won't even be going to the doctor much. Tom has bought an ultrasound machine for his home so that he can look at the alien's growth progress. He also doesn't want to marry her until he pops....such a charming guy.

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What I don't understand...is that the whole deal with Scientology is that once you reach OTVII you pretty much turn into a superhuman...and can bend the laws of physics etc...so surely acquiring ultrasound-vision wouldn't be that much of a stretch...I mean...these are people who after all can supposedly physically fly to other galaxies...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow - I don't know if that's an unflattering angle, but it looks like her thighs have put on some sympathy pounds, too...

shoe hound said...

First of all, for someone so concerned about monitoring his baby;s progress, he muct know as should her chaperones and special baby doctors, that A)mothers should avoid coffee and B)Sonograms should be given by professionals and should be limited because too many can harm the baby.....although I am sure their Scientology placenta enriching vitamins provide a radioactive barrier force field.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, ultrasound machines are not at all that very much safe to an unborn baby.
But who knows which is safer? Extra-terrestrial gene material or ultrasound?

Anonymous said...

Freaking alien foetus.

Elisita said...

Yeah shoehound...I agree...wtf is the machine about? Why is he so insane about monitoring the baby's progress? Too many ultrasound waves are going to screw that baby up...although...I reckon Tom'll make sure that's done anyway.
love,
elisa

Nadie said...

For some weird reason, she reminds me a whole lot of Britney Spears in that photo. :s

Ooh, interestingly, you might want to check this photo out! hehe.

Chandra said...

I'm not defending freaky Tomkat but scientologists don't like or believe in doctors. I just find that really weird...it can totally harm her. And, since they don't believe in medicine, is she even taking prenatal vitamins? Very strange.

Cap'n Bob said...

If they're so worried about the little alien picking up "engrams" in the womb, you'd think the last thing they'd want is some pressure-inducing, sonic-wave-making machine running over it. And Shoe Hound is correct, caffeine is a drug that is pulsing through the blood stream of the CruiseSpawn, which will no doubt require tens of thousands of dollars of auditing to counteract.

Elisita said...

they're allowed to take vitamins...although that's about it. I agree...it's dangerous for the baby.
you're right capn bob...completely irrational...but then again...they pay MONEY to be told they have to expel aliens from their system...methinks logic went out fo style for them long ago.
love,
elisa