Friday, November 04, 2005

He ain't much without Britney's plastic

*update* The guy actually has a song in the pipeline...lets just say it makes Britney sound like Maria Callas ...here. Thanks to Elisabeth for the heads up on this one!



Kevin Federline is feeling the pinch of hard times. His credit card bounced as he attempted to rent some videos...you can tell that he's thinking about the manual labour job that he's going to have to undertake in order to nobly support his wife and kid...either that...or he's trying to remember the instructions his pal Nick Carter passed onto him regarding how to extract as much money from a dicey relationship; with a intellectually challenged rich-girl...as possible.

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21 comments:

Anonymous said...

With cable and netflix, I never go to Blockbuster anymore. Thank God.

Why do I have this feeling that if his card didn't work it wasn't Britney's doing. I think she would give him all her money cause she looooooooooves him.

Jack B. said...

I don't have millions like Brit-Brit but even I know to make sure my credit's good before I buy something. If Federline ever payed a bill in his life he would know that.

Anonymous said...

he ain't much *with* her plastic either...

Elisita said...

Is it just me who can't see the Federline pictures?
What's up with imageshack?
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

She is such an idiot. If you are going to marry a broke,rude disgusting liar and goldigger then at least Buy one who is goodlooking, knows how to dress and doesn't have children scattered around everywhere; then at least you will have an atractive loser a**. Has anyone seen paula abduls new boyfriend? Paula can get a gorgeous unatached twenty something male model who worships the ground she walks on, Scary Botox Spice gets David Becham and this is what Britney gets: a *man* who spends all her money and goes partying every night while she is with her child. The tabloids are all ganging up on them now that nick and jess are getting to be old news. I give them one month until britney files for divorce since supposedly shes finally realizing wkat a waste of human space kevin is. (It took her a year and a half to relise that? I could have tole her 2 seconds after seeing a picture of him)

By the way, someones music must really suck when BRITNEY SREARS is laughing at it. Guess who gave britney a music demo?

Elisita said...

I think the girl is all over the place...I'm surprised she even got married before she became pregnant
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

paulas boyfriend is hot!! she must be loaded and i don't get why david becham is with victoria either. he is already rich and famous and he can play soccer and looks like brad pitt if not better yet he choose a washed up popstar who is not even that pretty

Anonymous said...

Here's part of the his "song." I think I heard some cowbell in the background.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13751

Anonymous said...

Since she has cut him off and will probably get rid of him pretty soon(hopefully) I think he should have filed a job aplication at blockbuster because when they divorce he is going to get barely anything thanks to her mom forcing her to sign a prenub. by the way has anyone seen a picture of jessica simpsons mom and Britneys mom, they are the same exact person

Michael K said...

hahaha what an idiot

DrDiSaia said...

Poor guy and caught on camera for all the net to see.

Anonymous said...

what's up with the freakin' pony tail?

Elisita said...

OMG...that song is terrible Elizabeth!!!
anon452,
David 'fell in love' with Posh when she was still a hyped up Spice Girl...I guess she wasn't technically 'washed up' then...besides...the guy isn't faithful at all to her...which is a bit dodgy.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

This is sooo great :D

Anonymous said...

that song was terrible. I couldn't even listen to all of it. YUCK!!

Anonymous said...

must be rough with all of those Pavarotti's chasing after him

Anonymous said...

I'M FINALLY VINDICATED!! I'M NO LONGER THE WORST RAPPER EVER! FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST
-VANILLA ICE


and yes 4:52 you are completely right, he should have filed a job aplication while he was there

Elisita said...

Good one anon801!
Yeah g-woman...I don't want to go through the torture of listening to the clip again...for obvious reasons...but I was listening to a radio station that was making so much fun of that line...hahha
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Hey, Vanilla Ice wasn't the worst rapper EVER!

After all, remember Brian Austin Green made an album.

Anonymous said...

Oh this picture just warms my sadistic heart. He looks like he's being branded his scarlet letter: that would be a 'D' for DUMB ASS.

Elisita said...

haha brian green made an album?
love,
elisa