Friday, July 22, 2005

Affleck-foetus needs saving!

There are times when you think you've seen it all...and then you realise; in a moment that can be likened to a suburban gynaecologist examining 'Lil Kim, that well...perhaps there is still a lot more to see.

This is a children's chair that was delivered to Affleck's house yesterday...What is going on here? My only explanation is that Affleck-ology (with a current member population of 1)is desperate to enlist a new helpless, innocent devotee.

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Ben...you've officially moved into Cruise-esque creepy status.

p.s. yes...I know that I've now mentioned 'Lil Kim twice in two continuous posts...but she's in jail, she can't hurt me :)

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have to say it again.

WOW!!!!!!

-Kidvidd

Elisita said...

Kidvidd...you're goddamn hilarious :)
love ya,
elisa

Anonymous said...

hmmm, a childs chair? does anyone see how wacko jacko that is? putting your face on something that little kids will sit on, hmmmm.

Celia Belle said...

thats bizarre!

Clare said...

its got to be that weird boston sense of humour. sorry i mean humor.

Jack B. said...

Chairs with your face painted on them. The next big Hollywood trend?

Elisita said...

Good one AMG. Sleazy, I HOPE it's something funny...but he is in Hollywood...this is probably very serious :)
love,
elisa

Daisy Mae said...

Lets hope it's not a girl because that would be just too, too sick. You've been a bad girl Sally, go sit on daddy's face.

And they clain the us people in the Midwest have no taste? Hah! At least we know better than to paint the daddys face on juniors chair seat.

DrDiSaia said...

Sounds like he can teach "Narcissist 101." Well, he is liberal enough to be a college prof...in California

LOL,

JPD

P.S. Elisa...your cynicism grows like the well eternal.

Anonymous said...

Wow, he looks pretty in that picture. Why does he look pretty, and why does he have so much makeup on?

Anonymous said...

C'mon, at least it's a tastefully painted Afflecktation. If it were R. Kelly's chair, his portrait would be sticking its tongue out to get a taste.

Elisa, your opening sentence about Lil' Kim is genius. Keep 'em comin', love.

Elisita said...

haha g4g, it's could be a present from jen 2.0...or even 1.0...I'm a bit concerned about the makeup myself...it's definitely from his Oscar days (before his fat blockhead stage). V. true doc...thanx jon-A. :)
love,
elisa