Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Mary-Kate Olsen scares little children

Well...Mary-Kate's obviously taken the fake tan thing with general enthusiasm....how different... She's in Malibu having some sort of a beach party...but they may as well be in Jersey...her friend appears to be trying to look like a hybrid of Ashley Simpson and Britney Spears...quite an unprecedented amibition...a very noble life devotion I'm sure you would all agree.


I really like this little kiddie though. She's not buying into the billions of dollars or the sucking up...that little girl is making the right decision and running for her life...the child-world is so much less complicated...you see a scary looking lion that looks like she's starving...Olsen-Schmolsen...you just run away...fast...

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

keep the jersey blasts coming, i love 'em.

Anonymous said...

why are her legs so much tanned than the rest of her? sca-ry.

Nathalie said...

Totally enjoyed your blog! Came accross it "by accident" and i am glad too.
Very clever comments/quips on the hollywood-ies.

Anonymous said...

ewww... her legs are SO skinny

shoe hound said...

I do not understand the machine that is the Olsen twins. The clothes, the freaky big glasses, the impish, alien faces....and put out the cigarette girl! Do you not realize you have millions of little girl fans looking up to you?

Anonymous said...

RUN BABY RUN!

Hehe. You're hilarious.