Mariah Carey has a wardrobe malfunction

Mariah Carey couldn't be original if she tried...because that would require the power of thought...which would in turn require a functioning brain...and we can stop there...this criteria already disqualifies our favourite egomaniac.

Carey was performing in Karlsruhe, Germany when she had a 'wardrobe accident' which exposed her breasts....the organisers then quickly turned off the lights plunging the stage into darkness...I love how the Carey camp tries to make it into a new incident by calling it an 'accident' as opposed to a 'malfunction'...absolute genius!!!

oh please...what are you going to do next? Start wearing sun-like nipple rings? Adopt a weirdo brother with some child molestation charges? We await with glee.

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