Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa.: Joe Simpson-Hefner

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Joe Simpson-Hefner

Joe Simpson (Ashlee and Jessica's father) manages to freak me out every.single.time.

15 comments:

Rob said...: Joe gets hypnotised by the intricate criss cross pattern on her dress... Either that or he's just throwing subtlety out the window and blatently gawking at her rack. Which is just wrong.; 9:59 pm
Anonymous said...: THAT'S. JUST. WRONG.

Seriously. She's his daughter, and I know she's looking good, but that does not justify blatant rack-gazing. Ever. Good Lord.; 1:17 am
Anonymous said...: is it me or does she look like she finally got a nose job? maybe it's the camera angle.

and yeah, that's gross.; 2:57 am
Jack B. said...: Calm down folks we all know that Ashlee isn't the daughter Papa Joe is interested in (lucky her).

Did you know he was on-set when Jessica made her recent Dukes of Hazzard music video ("These Boots are Made for Walking") where she's soaping up that car in barely anything and shaking her booty? Ewwww.; 5:22 am
Anonymous said...: oh my God you guys he even physically LOOKS like Hugh Hefner...UGH! Can you say, Svengali-pimping-his-kids-power-hungry-scuzzball?; 6:56 am
Elisita said...: yeah...it's really disturbing isn't it...hmm...rachel, was speaking to dr disaia from http://cosmeticsurgerytruth.blogspot.com and he reckons she probably hasn't had any...
Maybe Joe is moving on to fresher pastures? He's really disgusting...bah!
love,
elisa; 12:05 pm
Daisy Mae said...: OMG, what a freak he is. And he was supposed to have been a minister? I wouldn't have wanted to have gone to his church. Probably had something in the covenants that all female's must wear low cut dresses on Sunday mornings. What a freak!; 1:24 pm
Adam said...: Hopefully, sometime in the near future, Joe will fall down a flight of stairs and somehow manage to crush his testicles in the process. Let's see if he still stares at his daughter's chest after that...; 6:25 pm
dalia said...: he's looking at her boobies! OHG!; 4:38 am
Ms. Mika said...: Ok, he's sick!! I didn't know he was a minister! Something's wrong here!; 5:43 am
Anonymous said...: I think that is just so wrong i mean they put so many people in jail for crap like that and he is just as perverted!!!; 8:00 am
Anonymous said...: I think that is just so wrong i mean they put so many people in jail for crap like that and he is just as perverted!!!; 8:00 am
Anonymous said...: I think that is just so wrong i mean they put so many people in jail for crap like that and he is just as perverted!!!

Mellissa; 8:00 am
Anonymous said...: he looks like a sick bastard; 12:03 pm
Anonymous said...: what a CREEEEEEEEEEP! urgghhh; 8:58 pm

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