Saturday, July 09, 2005

Katie Holmes in W magazine.

Have you ever had your friend ('best friend'...perhaps) fall over...and you'll see them laughing...and you'll start laughing as well...only to notice a few seconds later that their grimaces...that you interpreted as laughter...were really grimaces of pain...and then you realise that perhaps...they're not O.K after all...and then you feel (kinda) bad? Well...this is how I feel about Katie Holmes. I don't know...I'm not getting that "she's O.K" feeling.

Here she is in W magazine...in a wedding dress (I don't know...maybe baby-excrement colour is popular for weddings in the 52nd dimension???)...and this is a taste of what she said...Obviously actually answering the posed questions is like...passe or something. This is seriously not a joke interview!!!

W: Do you worry that this might be a rebound romance for either of you?

K: "I've never met anyone like Tom,"

W: Do you ever wonder whether this is just a honeymoon phase?

K: "Tom and I will always be in our honeymoon phase."

W: Did you learn anything in your previous relationship that has been a benefit to this one?

K: "Chris and I care about each other and we're still friends. Tom is the most incredible man in the world."

W: Do you feel that, with more relationship experience, you get better at resolving conflicts?

K: "Meeting Tom—I'm just exhilarated. He makes me laugh, we have fun, we understand each other, everything is so aligned. I feel so lucky and so—like I've been given such a gift, such a gift, you know?" She pauses. "And it's just really amazing."

W: Is there anything you guys don't have in common?

K: "You know, we appreciate each other."

W: Has it been a challenge to make his kids feel comfortable?

K: "They're just exceptional people."

W: Isn't it an adjustment to move in with someone—and after only a month?

K: "He's the man of my dreams."

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Eerie huh? During the W interview, the actress wouldn't part from Jessica Rodriguez, who is described as her "Scientologist chaperone". When Katie couldn't decribe her love for Tom, Jessica butted in "you adore him." She's started auditing already!

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Heard from a fabulous and reliable source that Tom Cruise and Katie are currently on a damn creepy Scientology cruise together... a yacht named Freewinds which is considered a floating church...aren't we all jealous?

READ KATIE'S FULL W MONOLOGUE INTERVIEW HERE


thanks guid!, and cre dit

6 comments:

Elisita said...

had a look at d-listed..o.k...so perhaps the cover picture isn't the one of the wedding dress....but ahh....I'm leaving it in :)
Love,
Elisa

Anonymous said...

Hehe. Every time I hear one side of TomKat speaking, the X-Files theme song runs thru my head.

shoe hound said...

This is really creepy. It just gets weirder all the time. At least she is learning how to answer questions with a pre-scripted set of answers. I think she'll fit into Scientology well. And tha way of evading questions is definitely the thing they have most in common. I searched for some info on Scientology and found some really creepy stories about people trying to "escape" the "church". There is also a great site about it and escaping: xenu.net and another one: scientology-kills. The common denominator in all of thie seems to be: CREEPY!

Anonymous said...

The way she answers is so annoying, she doesn't seem to have even a little negative thing to say, its nice that shes so happy clappy but she sounds like a robot by the way she declares how much she thinks of tom like 50 times, i think their romance is a publicity stunt, no doubt about it.

Jack B. said...

So Nicole stars in the movie adaptation of The Stepford Wives and Tom-tom actually goes out and buys...um...I mean FALLS IN LOVE with an actual real one. He and the Scientologists do know that movie was fiction, right?

Elisita said...

I don't think they know WHAT's fiction anymore...seriously.
love,
elisa