Sunday, July 24, 2005

Russell Crowe believes he can sing

Well...he's certainly excelling in relation to the "rocker-must-trash-hotel" rule...in fact...this thinker has taken it to a special level...This modernday Plato obviously asked himself the complex question...Why throw hotel-owned inanimate objects out windows...when you can throw them at people? Truly a brilliant man.

However, I can't see much else going for him in terms of a long-term singing career. Russell Crowe has decided to leave his band; 30 Odd Foot of Grunt, to go solo a la Robbie Williams. The 41-year-old played songs from his new album, My Hand My Heart, to anyone he was able to bully into coming an intimate crowd of 160 people at the inner-western Sydney suburb of Newtown.

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Personally...Russ...my tip is for you to just move straight onto the reality TV show...that's your eventual goal anyway...right?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You know that some years ago in NZ he was a "singer" called Russ Le Roq. sad but true.
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