Monday, July 25, 2005

Kimberly Stewart Osbourne Hilton?

Heya!
My name's Kimberly Stewart and I'm Rod Stewart's daughter. My daddy was like a big rock star like...years ago...which is why I like to have bad mullet-esque hair today...you know...I like to channel vibes like that *giggles*. People always ask me if I'm the secret love-child of Kathy Hilton and Ozzy Osbourne and I always like freak out...because like I mean the connections are undeniable...O.K like...they both have reality TV shows and like...I like almost did too!!! Also one is seriously brain-damaged and the other has no personality...and I've like...got both! I mean...isn't that eerie? I know!

People always ask me why I'm so famous and I've got to say...it's in the poses you make and the relationship you build with the paparazzi. Like...I never like to stand out or call attention to myself or anything like that...I'm the most modest girl you'll ever meet...In fact...I always pose next to something infinitely more attractive than me. Always.

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c'mon...she was asking for this one.

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5 comments:

GrinforGrin said...

My Fashion Tip for This Season: Bones are for the Inside of the body, not the Outside.

Anonymous said...

She scares me. So strange looking.

Yours Truly...Conman said...

Well, apart from the fact that she's horrendously thin, I like your blog.
I think I'm gonna be visiting more often...

San! said...

Yep... she really earned this. AND I think that ¿garbage can? next to her is very sexually appealing...
Genes can't lie... she has her father's face!! Problem is that her father's a man, and a man's face is nice on men, not in women...
Ozzy and Kathy must be making legal plans to sue you for this.^_^

Anonymous said...

Her face looks like between somethings legs LOLOL I mean GROSS she is so not pretty.