Saturday, July 09, 2005

Paris Learns about Live8

Last we heard, Paris was promoting landmine awareness and had promised to "get more involved in this cause...I'm going to read all the newspapers while I'm in Athens planning my wedding." And aren't we seeing direct evidence for this??? How fortunate we are to have Paris contemplating about deep and meaningful issues after a boatride with idle coked-up friends, whilst on a 'hot' little Athens holiday before several lavish weddings. Brings a tear of joy to my eye.

Tara Reid of course...does what she knows best (night or day...it appears...that girl is SO versatile!)...which is to get so wasted she can't walk and then (literally in this case) get picked up by strange, unknown, old men...and show her underwear at the same time.


And here they are partying the same night. People are saying the the ol' Tara is pregnant. That.is.not.funny. She's actually starting to even LOOK like Britney. Paris also seems to be running out of friends. Where the hell is cracked out Kimberly Stewart?!?...even that mess has to better than a holiday with the Reid-ster?


p.s. Paris' lazy eye is driving me nuts.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know what I find more surprising about this:

1. Paris thinks reading the paper will help her learn more about landmines?

2. Tara Reid is wearing underwear?

3. Tara Reid looks intelligent standing next to Paris?

Isn't there something these two could be doing at the UN? Don't we need a World High Commissioner of Partying?

Yail Bloor

Anonymous said...

Elisa your p.s. is cracking me up!!

staci said...

that old man better be careful - he might pull something carrying Tara!