Saturday, July 09, 2005

Jennifer Aniston Collapses.

Jen's having a tough time. She collapsed on the set of The Break-Up after complaining of severe nausea and a headache. The official line is heatstroke...but taboids (with writers who seem to have graduated from the same medical school as Tom Cruise)believe that it was really from the stress of J-Annis seeing Angelina and Brad together

Jen ahhh...are you mad...about something? What's that? You say you worked hard for those abs only to lose him anyway? Oh well darl...at least you're not painting them on...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would tolerate almost any level of anger from a girl as long as she was in her underwear.

I think that's a fitting "squid pro roe" as Austin would say.

Yail Bloor

Anonymous said...

Shes way too 'gurl-next-doorish' to pull off that get up...Is she trying to compete with Angie? :D

Elisita said...

hahaha...Yail...you are such a guy :)I don't know...I think Jen needs a change-up...maybe she should start going a little nuts talking about how she likes knifes and vials of bloods and stuff :)
Love,
Elisa