Thursday, July 14, 2005

Hunter Tylo...Trout Pouts II

Hunter....yeah you...come here.....come here....I want to tell you something...come here...shh...I want to give some heartfelt advice...come here.....

WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING TO YOURSELF.....STOP IT....RIGHT NOW!!!!!

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Hunter...I thought we talked about this before...I thought I'd made it perfectly clear in my last post about you...our last conversation...you're looking like an alien...and even taking that into consideration...I'm still woried for you. Listen...I know that soap stars like the soft-lens look of the 80s...but darling...

Hunter...let me tell you a story...when I was young...way back in the 90s...I got my first little Photoshop program on my little computer that ran on Windows 3.1...I scanned in one of my awful school photos and began to airbrush away...the results looked great when magnified to 300%...but when I would go back to 100% I looked like I had been hit by train...albeit a very smooth train... Hunter...you look like my airbrush attempts...and you're not airbrushed.

15 comments:

Michael K said...

Elisa, she looks crazy. She's turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr.!

Scarlet said...

Wow. I stumbled onto your blog accidentally, and . . . wow. You could write for The Daily Show or something. Your blog is Hi-goddamn-larious.

shoe hound said...

Yes, Hunter Tylo is looking like a feak these days! She was so pretty and already looked soft and fuzzy. Now she looks weird. Her top lip does not move. Her eyes are turning something not normal and her boobs are ginormous and lopsided!

Jack B. said...

I gotta agree with you, Elisa. Hunter Tylo ten years ago was one of the most beautiful women in all of showbiz. I always wondered why she never became a big star (hey, mediocre acting skills haven't stopped Jessica Alba) and now just a few years later she looks like a fish. What was she thinking?

Elisita said...

haha...thanks Larkin,that's sweet...I'd love to work somewhere interesting...but where on earth do you start? you know?
Very well-put shoe hound...the poor thing's gone nuts.
Hahaha jack, love the Alba comment :) you're right though...the Tylo v1.0 was really beautiful...and I always thought she was o.k. at acting.
love,
elisa

Daisy Mae said...

Dang, she looks like she got stung by a whole bee-hive full of bees on the lips. WHY do they think that is attractive? Someone needs to buy her a mirror. Egads!

mando said...

what is wrong with her lips?!?! i blame angelina jolie ...

Anonymous said...

Her eyes are almost perfect semicircles, curvy up top and flat on the bottom. I swear, if you tug her lower eyelids down far enough, you'll see two more pupils gazing out at you under the two regular ones.

Purring said...

And she used to be so pretty....

Anonymous said...

Holy COW. Elisa, I found your site purely by accident and it's one of the funnier entertainment blogs I've EVER had the pleasure of reading. What the FUG happened to Hunter's face? (The breasts are an aging Hollywood soap actress staple so I can overlook that). Does she really think this makes her look, er..., better???

Unknown said...

So I am home sick from work, my back is out. I am flat on my back. No drugs nothing. Just tylenol for the pain. I come across The BOld and the Beautiful which I haven't watched in 5 years. I am watching some court scenc. I suddenly see Hunter Tylo and I almost gagged. She looks like a duck. Her face is pulled so tight it looks disgusting. Her lips are a joke. Quite honestly it looks like she is wearing a mask. Now, she can't be more than 40 so I ask you this "WHY DID SHE SCREW UP SUCH A BEAUTIFULLY NATURAL FACE?" WHY WHY WHYWHYWHYWHY???????????????

Anonymous said...

Doesn´t hunter look a lot like Jar Jar Binks? do you thin thats the point...

Anonymous said...

hahah- too funny. You're very entertaining.

As for Hunter- What in the world is she thinking. Is she blind.
I want her mirror. She use to be a beauty beyond belief. She's scary in a fish-like way. Someone needs to slap some sense into her or get her a better mirror.

Anonymous said...

The first time I saw Hunter's "new" face, my honest immediate thought was that maybe she'd been in an accident and this was the best they could make her look--for real. I hope to God she doesn't think this is an improvement. She's gone and done a Joan Rivers! I am just glad for her sake the show kept her with her ruined face. She actually now looks like a 70 year old whose had a lot of "work" done.

louise said...

watched the bold and the beautiful for the forst time in 3 yrs today and was shocked when i saw hunter tylo....i hope she's planning a lawsuit against whoever destroyed her face or maybe she should just blame herself...the bigger picture is this....vanity reigns in the anjelina / hollywood scene and fewer and fewer of these babes know the meaning of aging gracefully....maybe they should look at the true beauties like grace kelly, dina merril, katherine hepburn and ava gardner,, but truthfully some women will bite their nose to spite their face.....a recipe for disaster that ms hunter tylo has definitely baked.