Sunday, July 31, 2005

Jessica Simpson is an infomercial girl

I'm not sure exactly when it occured...maybe it was between Jessica's surgery 5 and 6, or maybe it was even between surgery 8 and 9. Maybe we'll never know...but Ashlee Simpson is now definitely the prettiest of the Simpson sisters. I know that's not saying much...but Jessica looks like she's perilously, perilously close to 40.

Looks aside...her career also seems to heading in the I'm-now-over-40-years-old-my-career-is-dying-I'm-going-to-grab-whatever-informercial-I-can-before-I drown-into-oblivion...Jessica Simpson is set to release her own treadmill line after getting her body into shape for 'The Dukes of Hazzard'...as well as a workout video.

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I'm guessing there is going to be a disclaimer along the lines of "this equipment should be used in conjunction with various surgeries to achieve 'desired' results"

11 comments:

Trée said...

Love the disclaimer. ;)

GrinforGrin said...

Jessica Simpson, the forgotten love child of Nicollete Sheridon?

Elisa said...

g4g, that is a pretty brilliant observation!
love,
elisa

Strawberry Diva said...

When did Ashlee get so pretty? I can't remember her being anything but cheap-looking and/or badly dressed, flailing desperately to differentiate herself from her surprisingly now-mannish sis, so this is kind of a shock to me that she looks good...

Elisa said...

yeah straws...I was thinking along very similar lines...
love,
elisa

Blue said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that numerous surgeries make Jessica's face look "old"!!

Blue said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that numerous surgeries make Jessica's face look "old"!!

nick said...

Jesus Christ! The "father" is still staring at Ashlee's tits. I'm pretty hard to offend, but dude, get a hotel room.

GrinforGrin said...

I'm now officially freaked out by Mr Joe. I smell another legal emancipation a la Drew Barrymore, who essentially divorced her parents. I hope Ashlee realises what's going on and gets out of that family as soon as she can.

DrDiSaia said...

Kinda like Suzanne Summers and her exercise machines of a few years ago, isn't it.

The ad could read: "This wonderful device and $25,000 in plastic surgery might give you a good result if you lay off the donuts and ice cream."

Love it,

-JPD

Elisa said...

haha, right on doc...right on :)
love,
elisa