Celebrities today strike me as being
witless,mornonic halfwits rather illiterate....at best. This stands as being true, no matter how many times they go on with the story of how "everyone
thinks I'm really dumb, but I'm really very smart, and it's great when people think that you're really dumb...because then people say more stuff to you...blah blah blah" I'm not buying it. If you insist on wearing a 'witty' t-shirt...then at least make sure you get someone
(any 5 year old will do) that can read...to check it...to make sure that it makes sense.
Here's Britney at the Willy Wonka premiere...with "
I have the golden ticket" on her t-shirt...an obvious allusion to the golden tickets in the book one had to find in order to get into the factory. But the arrow? Does this make sense to anyone? Has she ever read the book? What the hell do her Feder-foetus(es) have to do with anything? Is she trying to say that her bump is not really a baby at all...but the consequence of having gotten through too many chocolate bars??? If you were at least mildly good-looking I could perhaps forgive you...
and then of course...there's Paris...who proudly flaunts her patented tagline...AKA a grammatical mess...front and back...(thanks Jason)
Speaking of Paris...here she is again in Athens...at a nightclub...boy...who knew that Athenian nightclubs were such hotspots of key information on Africa and Live8???...Here she is with ParisII...who seems to lose a year of age each time he is photographed...he could pass for a 15 year old here...ideal husband material.
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