Monday, July 04, 2005

Pamela Anderson back with Tommy Lee

Pamela...don't pretend you're confused. What's going on? You know...when a man gives you death Hepatitis B...you can do a lot of things...you can hate him forever, send him 'anoymous' death threats from Camela Sanderson, try to run him over while on his 'lunch dates' with Tara Reid, or even try to get people to think of Motley Crue as a bunch of sad, old, overly tatooed men whose only real viable option left in life is to start up a reality tv show. O.k...so that last suggestion is already in effect...

You know what you DON'T do? You do not...get back together with him...

Here she at the opening of the Rokbar in Hollywood.


Pamela...NO BUTS!!! I don't care what he told you...I reckon he still does have more than a couple more infectious diseases to pass on to you...I mean...he slept with Tara Reid for chrissakes! We all know that hospitals in L.A have the "Have you ever slept with Tara Reid" question...in order to safely and accuratley ascertain the abundance of STI's in your blood.

Although I can't blame you for the attraction...his is after all...such a perfect speciment of man...

(pic credits)

4 comments:

Daisy Mae said...

Just goes to prove that fame and money will get you a girl, no matter how many STD's you have.

Not to mention that Pamela is probably bringing a few STD's to the table herself.

Like my hubster says "Hepatitis is a gift that keeps on giving".

Anonymous said...

is it just me or is pam starting to grow herself a little pot belly?

Ugly Dog said...

You know the official line will be that they are "doing it for the kids."

Anonymous said...

Why is everyone picking on Tommy here? As the only natural musician in Motley Crue, he's clearly the more talented half of the relationship. Tommy and Pammy are soulmates, and it's tragic they've spent the last few years apart. Only primal danger turns this woman on, and no other man will ever give her the erotic fulfillment this man can.

Sure, he gave her Hepatitis, but now that she's got it, nobody can understand her like he can.