Saturday, July 16, 2005

Mariah Carey...again.

I admit you need quite a healthy ego to be and maintain celebrity status...but then there are those people that are both psychopathically delusional and pathologically narcissitic...that's a lot of words. How about we shorten that? Mariah Carey.

This is the kind of woman that benefitted from some freak teenybopper population in the 90s who fell for her 'innocent' look and happened to like her dog-pitched screeches...let's face it...it was either that or East17...or Milli Vanilli. This is the kind of woman that could somehow turn the assasination of Julius Caesar into something that related back to her...You know...something incredibly intellectual like...Mariah sounds a lot like Caesar and people like to back stab people with names like that...

Her latest ridiculous (and rather offensive) claim is that her roll of film 'movie' Glitter bombed...not because it was one of the worst, most incoherent films ever witnessed by human eyes...but because she
"released it around September 11, 2001...the talk shows needed something to
distract from 9/11. I became a punching bag. I was so
successful
that they tore me down because my album was at number 2 instead of number 1...'Glitter' was ahead of its
time,”



Well...I personally know that all terrorist organisations DO have their little Mariah-planner...which they consult before they undertake any attacks...in order to make sure they don't interefere with any of Mariah's projects...I have to assume Bin Laden didn't receive his monthly updated edition in time. I mean...thousands of people dead? Who cares...but screw around with Mariah's success?...Now that's important...to the world.

thanks Sleazy Red and (credit)


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