Charlotte Church was supposed to sing at the wedding but she's backed out at the last minute...personally when Charlotte Church (see below)decides to diss you...you know that your status has gone from worse...to much worse. I think Jordan should re-send amended invitations with "Unlimited Free Alcohol etc. All Night" as the header...that would assure everyone from Lindsay Lohan, to Courtney Love, to Zsa Zsa Gabor turning up...plus 80% of all struggling LA C-list actresses (insert Tara Reid here) Hell...even I would reconsider my initial rejection of the invite...
Friday, September 09, 2005
It's my wedding and I'll cry if I want to!
Dear ol' Jordan ...it ain't easy being famous for being a doubleF cup. Poor thing can't summon anyone to turn up to her wedding. This of course is threatening the over-a-million-dollar deal with OK! magazine for the wedding rights...a deal which was made assuming that there would be something to photograph other than...well...Jordan's breasts.