Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Mariah Carey strikes again...

Everytime I see Mariah I feel a surge of questions exploding from me...Why are you still around? Why are you not content to fall off the face of the earth like Cyndi Lauper? Why do you consistently succeed in freaking me out? Why are your breasts so large? Why do you think they look good without a bra? Why do you choose such unfortunate clothes...every single time? Why are you so delusional? What's going on with your tan? Why do people buy your records? Why on EARTH is anyone giving you FOUR awards???...I don't care if they ARE the dubious World Music Awards...with the always present I-look uncomfortable-and-I'm-bald-but-I'm-a-Prince/King-Albert...Why do your fans encourage you to push on? Why do you have fans? Who are these fans?...You don't really have any fans...do you?

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15 comments:

AvP said...

hahah good post, have to say, shes got the best side winder boobs since topgun.

Anners said...

The same people who like her like Celine Dion. I just don't get it. Maybe it's just people from her same planet showing support...

Anonymous said...

I've also always thought that she looks vaguely feline.

Yail Bloor

Anonymous said...

ahh...she has a lilo wig, how sweet...or creepy.

Jack B. said...

The thing with Mariah is that she's still trying to act like a 20 year old when she's NOT. I wonder how she'll be at 40.

Anonymous said...

I swear, put a ton more makeup on her and she'd look like a drag queen...

Elisita said...

American Princess...gimme Courtney Love ANY day over Mariah...the woman is completley delusional...at least Courtney is just plain nuts :)
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

haha..good call G4G...I jsut noticed...she's TOTALLY going for the Britney Spears "One More Time" look.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

AP: I really don't think Mariah Carey is beautiful. She has a moon-face. Terrible bone structure.

And she really needs to wear a bra, cuz without one her boobs fall down to her knees.

What I hate most about Mariah is the way she patronizes the hip-hop community. I mean, every song that she releases as a single literally has two versions. There's the original, which is on the album and played on easy-listening, middle-aged-white-people radio stations, and then there's the "remix", which is the same song with bass added to the beat and a rap verse. This one is played on the hip-hop, young-black-people radio stations.

I hate that. If she was truly talented and versatile, she could market herself to everyone without having remix every song, like Madonna (quiet as it's kept, black people like Madonna, too). Instead she does that patronizing shit, just like J-Ho.

I hate them both.

Elisita said...

haha...well..Marc Antony has successfully made J-Lo dissappear...maybe Eddie Murphy can do the same for Mariah? Let's hope so!
love,
elisa

Once the Conman said...

lol.... ROTFL~~~~!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, Mariah has a good voice control..etc. etc....but not sure why she insists that her talents won't take her anywhere. Her first album (cd) was really good but I can't stand that she just does so many things to say "look at me, look at me!". That totally puts me off and don't even bother listening to her anymore. Maybe she's after fans or a man that likes immodesty (I think she goes even further than immodesty). To each his/her own I guess. Immodest or not, she needs a new stylist. Her clothes are ill-fitted!!

Anonymous said...

I began to intensely dislike Mariah when she put practically nude/slutty pictures on her album covers, over and over and over, despite the young age of many of her fans.

The fact that she didn't give a crap about influencing them that way makes me hate her. (Why else do you think everywhere you go you see youngsters and tweenies dressing, walking, acting, and looking disgustingly "sexy"?!)

And don't get me started on La Britney.

DrDiSaia said...

Well I guess she likes the "really full" look?

-JPD

Isn't she kinda petite?

Anonymous said...

EXCUSE ME ..... MARIAH CAREY!! How Dare You! she is one of the most talented singers i have ever heard so either your deaf or jealous of her talent, and you getting at her sense of dress and so on your ridiculous. She has millions of fans and im one of them, she wins awards because shes talented 'duh!!!' there is not one thing wrong with the way she looks, i think she is one of the most attractive woman in her region of work. Your all ridiculous she is an amazing person and i think shes extremely talented, if you dont like her style or kind of music then dont look or listen to it for christ sake, but seeing it and then bitching about it is pathetic! so dont you go on here and moan about a women that has more talent then ANY of you will have, to try and make your selves feel better! You say shes a slut or whatever but she has worked extremely hard to get to where she is and she deserves a hell of alot more respect from people like you! Their is not one thing wrong with Mariah and i hope she carries on making music and keeping her style for years to come! Americna princes im with you babe! Go MARIAH CAREY!!!!!! your amazing!