Thursday, September 01, 2005
Jennifer Garner is insane
Where does it say that Hollywood pregnant women have to start talking crazy gibberish at some point? Is that like a secret rite of passage? I guess it's either that or scream at 13yo girls. First of all, Jennifer is telling us that she calls her breasts her "biscuits" often asking her Alias crew if they're going to do a "biscuit shot". Enough to warrant a post from me...but later on..she goes on to tell us that she chose Ben Affleck (not...as I had expected,due to his voracious intelligence) but because he has 'great hands'. Umm...I beg to differ Jen.
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so true...jay is striking back :)
love,
elisa
p.s. I think Ben and Kevin are on the outs aren't they?
If they weren't "celebrities" I'd think they were trailer trash.
Well, at least we can be sure she is not his intellectual superior. I don't know much about her but after reading you blog I can see why -- there is nothing about her worth knowing. Choosing sperm on the basis of hands, now I've heard it all. Biscuits and Ladyfingers, I think I'll have some tea.
Does anyone else think they kind of look alike? It's like the Katie and Tom thing.. weird.
I was just going to post that anon. It's weird celebrity couple syndrome whereby the two seemingly different people form one single androgynous celeb.
See also: Brad and Jen, Reese and Ryan and Ben and Jen No. 1
Remember when Jen was married to Scott Foley and her biggest credit was as a supporting player in that classic, "Dude, Where's My Car?"
She wasn't big-headed then and was grateful for the success that came her way. Now we're supposed to believe she's some HUGE star when her show has never been a monster hit, she's never carried a hit movie and her new husband is perhaps the blandest actor this side of Freddie Prinze Jr.
To be honest...I've never seen her in anything except a small appearance in Felicity...where she played (funnily enough) Scott Foley's ex-girlfriend. I remember she kind of exasperated me in Felicity because she had this weird mouth/lip...anyway...that's funny that she was in 'DWMCar?'
Starbuck...you're funny. :)
love,
elisa
WOW i see that Benny is keeping up his 'bum' look...
He's pulling it off nicely
That look on her face is the slowly dawning realization that now every movie she makes will totally blow. It's the Bennifer curse.
jack
What about 13 Going on 30? I thought that did pretty good...
yeah...I think that was a bit of a box office hit as I recall.
love,
elisa
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