I'll be the first to admit (
I'm sure to the disappointment of many male stars) that the majority of Hollywood leading men do absolutely nothing for me...but
Joaquin Phonenix...with his strange mouth-scar and self-confessed meaningless tattoo...that's a different story...and good ol' True Blue Aussie
Eric Bana...a man who single-handedly saved
Troy from being as unbearable as
Alexander...that's what I call talent...I'm a sucker for these damn brunets...(
yes...it's in the dictionary)
Joaquin and Eric...if you're out there...I may not not be as hot as Angelina Jolie...or even
(let's be honest) Jennifer Aniston...but I'm younger, and I promise I won't go all Barbara Walters on you if you ditch me...I'll even throw in a
No-Oprah clause...Here's Joaquin in Details magazine...
and Eric doing his best impersonation of Gavin Rossdale while out and about.
(credit I, II)
23 comments:
So right! Joaquin is one of the oddly compelling hotties of hollywood! Good call!
I love you Elisa!!!! Thank you so much for putting gorgeous pictures of my favorite hollywood crush-- Joaquin Phoenix!!! You made my day!
Joaquin is YUMMY! I first saw him in 'Inventing the Abbots', and I just wanted to take him home with that lost puppy dog look on his face. I also LOVED him in 'The Village', but it just should have been 2 hrs of him and noone else.
NP's guys! Yeah...he totally saved that movie Signs too!!! I LOVED him as that crazy emperor Commodus in Gladiator too. It's funny...I totally stopped hating Liv when they broke up :) I realise now that I was just crazy jealous. haha. That makes me so insane :)
love,
elisa
Well done Elisa, I love these hot guys, too...!
I saw Joaquin in the Gladiator, too.
And Eric, yumm.
Thanks for the eye-candy!!
Joaquin is a robo-hottie! I never noticed the mouth scar before until now. I wonder if he had surgery to repair a cleft lip, that is what it looks like. Love the blog Elisa!
Kimmi
joaquin is definite eye candy. thanks for the pics.
He's hot. I'd tap that.
Joaquin doesn't hold a candle to his most sadly departed brother, River. I had such a crush on him as a teenager. RIP River.
"I may not not be as hot as Angelina Jolie...or even (let's be honest) Jennifer Aniston"
That, my dear, is where you are wrong! You are darling, but I would still totally claw you in a fight over Joaquin.
Wow, I thought that photo of Eric was Patrick Dempsey.
Elisa, your taste in men is impeccable. Joaquin...*melt*
Eric looks good...seems to be a cross between Orlando Bloom and Michael Hutchence.
Your site rocks and you are way better looking than Jen Aniston
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LOVE HIM!! And he's even more beautiful than these pix...oh how I love thee Joaquin.
Oh yum! Joaquin is hotter than the interior of the sun :D Thanks for sharing those pics. Yes, Signs would have just been one of Mel Gibson's crazy attempts to turn the world to Christianity if J had not been there.
Oh yum! Joaquin is hotter than the interior of the sun :D Thanks for sharing those pics. Yes, Signs would have just been one of Mel Gibson's crazy attempts to turn the world to Christianity if J had not been there.
haha...nothing like Joaquin to get people going :) Who knew? WWJDD...actually, Ive never seen chopper *hides in shame*...I kinda fell in love with him during Troy...all my friends were like "Eric should have been Archilles!". APrincess...that's SO hot that Joaquin's a vegan :) Go vegetarians!
Looks like I've got a lot of competition on my hands. I'm going to have to go to my 'inner Jolie" to grab this guy haha,
love,
elisa
Absolutely, Elisa...
People who otherwise just lurk here and not commenting at all, suddenly claim their interests in these guys...Bwah-hah-hah...
Go Eric!
haha..yeah...silent lurkers love Joaquin it seems :)
I love how Eric is still married to his first wife, seems to be a great dad, and doesn't seem to be in the crazy Hollywood machine :)
*sigh*
love,
elisa
Eric Bana and Joaquin are so so hot in that dark brooding mysterious way! Did you know Joaquin was a child to hippy parents, (they had names like rain and flower)!
Thanks for the pics!
Whoa there Elisa!!!! I totally agree that Eric Bana was absolutely hot in Troy, but what about fellow hotties Vincent Regan and Brad Pitt??? Ok, so Brad's acting sucked, but what a bod!!!! I sat through that movie 4 times just to see so much manliness...
yeah...that's actually a really good point...I hadn't thought of that...but you're so right. Half of the terrible movies are due to baaad casting choices...mainly involving getting an A-list celeb, who is generally 1 dimensional. I may actually have considered watching the Last Samurai had Eric been in the title role :)
love,
elisa
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