Thursday, September 15, 2005

*NEWSFLASH* An update on our growing assembly line!

Hollywood is like defying physics...molecules are spontaneously imitating each other. Let's see...Kimbo the Bimbo turns into Paris
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Mandy Moore tries her best Ashley Olsen
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Lindasy getting locked out of her car is an obvious homage to Jessica,

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'Fat' Hillary Duff continues to run in an attempt to catch up with the current thin leader, Nicole Ritchie...whoever dies first wins.

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While Ashlee Simpson continues to embarass herself while trying to imitate Gwen Stefani.Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us

Disturbingly, in this homogenous mess...Tara Reid is now starting to look original...wake me up when the conveyor belt dies.

10 comments:

Elisita said...

haha wwjdd...unfortunately I'm deadly biased :) I have this strange soft spot for Sienna.... :) She does imitate Kate...but she does it well imo :)
love,
elisa

Jack B. said...

Tara was a dumb drunk blonde before any of them. She's an original.

And putting Gewn Stefani's picture just serves to amplify how cool she is and how NOT the wanna-bees are. That's how you do blonde, people!

Anonymous said...

Whichever dies first is the winner - I love that :))

Not the same type of joke, but sarcastic enough is a political joke I've heard: Two of our current *leaders* of our country are on a ship. The ship suddenly gets a leak and sinks. Who is to escape?

Correct answer: the country.

Kevin said...

thanks for dropping by my blog!

i'm picking up steam with Aussies :)
can't wait to surf your beaches soon.

i have turned into Dave Navarro's
older brother in the past couple of months quite spontaneously and without any reasonable explanation.

my entire live has gone to shit in the process and hopefully i'll die today sometime and put an end to this cosmic nonsense ;)

Anonymous said...

Nicole and Hilary could also compete and see which of them will fit into their dog's outfits first.

Anonymous said...

Since when is jogging with your chihuaha considered exercise? Oh yeah, I guess when you consume 600 calories a day and adhere to a strict binge/purge eating plan.

Elisita said...

you're so right Jack...Gwen is the best...and IMO totally original...! I always thought that "she's copying Madonna" stuff was complete bollocks.
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

haha...like the joke Franci...I think it could probably work for any country really :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

hilary--->kylie

Anonymous said...

I'm worried about this new generation of It-girls. It scares me.