Thursday, September 08, 2005

Paris is practically a Virgin

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usParis Hilton is not sexual...at least according to her in a Vanity Fair interview....she goes on


"All of my ex-boyfriends of course, not Paris, would be like, 'what's the
matter with you? You're so not sexual."


How beautiful it must be to live in this delusional Paris-World where: a semblance of virginity can maintained after a famous sex-tape, along with a zillion I'm-naked-but-you-technically-can't-see-my-nipple-which-somehow-makes-this-shoot-classy mags, Tara is a calm tee-totaler, Britney is intelligent, and Pamela has normal looking breasts. I guess the positive to all this "non-sexuality" from Paris is a decreased chance of children...a huge bonus to the human race.

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5 comments:

Jack B. said...

Well, I think she's right. She's not sexual. She exudes no sex appeal at all IMO. Kinda like a blow-up doll but drunk and with a lazy eye.

Elisita said...

haha, brilliant description jack :) LOL
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

She DOES have a lazy eye!!

Anonymous said...

She is about as non-sexual as Ghandi was a pimp daddy.

Elisita said...

haha anon1104...you're hilarious!
love,
elisa