Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Bon Jovi wants to impress Angelina Jolie

I'll be the first to admit that I've enjoyed drunken revelry to the tune of "Livin' on a Prayer" more than once...but you know what Jon? Sometimes it's time to stop. I can tell a 'new' song of yours in about 3.4 seconds...not because I am especially good at song-detection...but rather...because a 'new' single of yours sounds exactly like your last 'new' single...and so on and so forth. All this may have been forgiven had you never directly caused the cessation of my watching Ally McBeal...

And now...you're trying make it up by attempting to be dark and sexy? Uh-uh...things aren't so easy on my blog...because you know what? Singing girly pop-songs and being a mullet-fan...pretty much disqualifies you from any successful D&S photoshoot that you may attempt.

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Having Angelina Jolie by your side helps as well...

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(cre dit)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was among the lucky thousands to see Bon Jovi last month in Milwaukee. It was a great concert, no complaints about the band or "Bon Jovi" proper. But the biggest impression I had of JBJ was that he was a short, slight man wearing extremely tight pants.

Man, nothing like hearing "Living on a Prayer" live. Now I can die a happy woman.

Elisita said...

haha...a night out isn't quite complete until you drunkenly try and scream louder than everyone else at the "oooh...livin on a prayer ohhh...we're half way there" part...and then scream even louder at the final modulation...haha..the best :)
love,
elisa

Michael K said...

Jolie has huge hands, but she's hot.

Anonymous said...

JBJ i love you i really do. but this trying- to- be- cool again thing has to stop man!

Anonymous said...

Angelina has giant hands but they are very attractive like the rest of her.