According to The Sun he said: "I'd been drained of ideas but then I started getting inspiration and it was mainly from porn." Right...is the "Speed of Sound" really some cryptic way of telling us about your premature ejaculation problem?
I have to say that teetotalers in general freak me out...and teetotalers who marry Gwyneth Paltrow are definitely not to be trusted...I wonder why he didn't cite his I-can't-muster-up-an-ounce-of-sexiness-even-with-slap-wig-and-Barbarella-outfit 'sexy' wife as inspiration?
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you're absolutely right. she's just incapable of being sexy. kind of like if you took a really pretty llama and shaved it and put it into heels and stockings and had it wander around, it would still be nothing sexier than a rather baffled llama.
then again, maybe some people like llamas. i'm not going there. :D
She has to go. She is really starting to annoy the royal fuck outta me with her paparazzi war (she should talk to George Clooney about the pitfuls of that one) and her comments on Pitt/Aniston breakup. She really has that holier than thou attitude going on.
Great, another nice seeming guy is now piggy. You know, I personally could not be with some guy that was inspired in his career by porn. But I know some people could, so why did I even say that. I'm just glad my guy's creativity isn't inspired by porn. ICK. And Gwynnie does act holier-than-thou, from her above-us simper to her comments. So good, now she's associating with someone who's piggy.
Oh no...I hope this doesn't make porn any more mainstream than it already is.
Gwyenth could pass as the third Hilton sister.
haha...that's too true :)
love,
elisa
i could have sworn that all of Coldplay's output was "inspired" by radiohead.....
haha...coldplay wishes it had an ounce of radiohead talent....
love,
elisa
I really love Coldplay's music..so I wish they'd just shut up about their stupid porno inspirations and naked song-writing endeavours. They're just ruining it for me. Thanks Elisa! (I'm a regular here)
I love Coldplay too. Great music (better than Radiohead IMO) and humanitarians too! That's awesome.
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