Thursday, September 29, 2005

Courtney Cox to be in Desperate Housewives

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us I used to think of Courtney Cox as a less talented, thin version of Demi Moore (yes...I am aware of Demi Moore's level of acting talent)...and then, as Demi was no longer an appropriate benchmark...I just started to think of her as vanilla...but then I became acquainted with her friend Jennifer Aniston...and realised there was a whole lot more to vanilla than I had initially thought. I then was content to not think of her at all...like the rest of the world.

It seems though, that the ol' Courtney wants to join the most overrated mess of a show since Everybody Loves Raymond "Desperate Housewives".........as a mental patient no less. Whatever...the only thing that can save that show/induce me to watch it, is Heather Locklear.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I LOVE Courtney Cox. I think she's super talented and outrageously gorgeous.

Anonymous said...

This is great news. I really like Courtney.

Elisita said...

The girl's got beautiful colouring + bone structure.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

This blog is a photograph of my brain. Stop stealing my thoughts. Stop it, or I shall have nothing left to piss and moan about. P.S. I fucking hate Courney Cox, but nowhere near as much as I hate Madonna. I know they're unrelated, I'm just saying.

Anonymous said...

Courney is Spanish for Courtney. I discovered that when I became fluent in it over a 10 day period. Honestly.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I like Courtney too. I think she has great comedic timing. She's much better than Demi Bore IMO.

Elisita said...

haha Neal...you're funny...but I can't hang out with you...cos I learnt Spanish in like...7days...and I think the whole world should know about it...I'm going to mention it in all my interviews :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Oh sweet Elisa, how you underestimate me. You may have one the battle but I shall win the war for I am a native Esperanto speaker and truly what greater language is there.

Anonymous said...

Neakl is not a type-o. It is Esperanto for Neal.

Elisita said...

Oh my gawd! You have such an 'adolescent swagger' about you! I'm going to retreat to using my faux British accent and go and whinge to my 'sensible' Euro friends!
hahaha LMAO at you Neakl :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I have to say that if Heather Locklear joined the cast, I'd have to seriously consider not watching anymore rather than gaze upon her odd facial features and watch her lame acting for an hour. I don't know anything about Courtney Cox as I am the last remaining person to have NEVER watched a single episode of Friends.

Elisita said...

oh come on starbuck...don't you do that with Teri already? hahaha
I can't say I've never watched an episode of friends...but I can count the number on two hands...and I didn't find ANY of them the least bit funny...you can seriously see the joke coming about 5 minutes away...and then they compound it with the fake luaghter *gag*...Sienfeld all the way!
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

Can you believe Seinfeld is 51!!! crazy...Seinfeld the show and BBC's the Office are seriously the ONLY shows that can make me laugh out loud.

I've never seen "Curb Your Enthusiasm" but can imagine it would rock..since Larry David is in it...and I presume writes it as well...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

In that case you have to see Curb Your Enthusiasm. I would go out on a limb and even say it's funnier than the Sein. At least it made me laugh louder and harder. Although they are two very different shows, CYB has a real Larry Sanders Docu-Comedy vibe. The office also kicks copious amount of bottoms. Whatwouldjanicedickinsondo: Try a tinfoil hat only that can stop her!

Anonymous said...

What the F### is CYB? I know I wrote it but seriously can anyone enlighten me? I'm guessing I meant CYE. But I could be wrong.

Elisita said...

Dude..."B" is so totally in as a synonym for "Enthusiasm" in Esperanto this season...
you're too hot for your own good Neakl,
love,
elisa
LOL re: the tin foil hats...reminds me of this insufferable movie Signs.

Anonymous said...

I have to say, Elisa, I do tire of Teri. (Un?)Fortunately, my life more closely resembles that of Lynette. I LOVE watching her and laughing at her parenting because it is so true. But deep down, I wish I were Brie. Really. (With Gabrielle's $$)

Anonymous said...

Now if these women all got stranded on a haunted island & gained some weight, then I might watch it.

Anonymous said...

Well she's certainly stick-like enough. Should blend right in.

Anonymous said...

I love Courteney Cox!!!!!