Tuesday, September 06, 2005

I love aliens

I thought this woman was supposed to be in jail...have I missed something? Maybe they don't allow ex-prostitutes under 5" into jails because of some let's-protect-ex-prostitute-midgets law that I wasn't aware of? In any case...the woman has started her own Royalty by Lil Kim line...which appears to involve strange air-brushed aliens with wigs and suspiciously long legs, pouting oddly on thrones.


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With the super cheap price tag of $1,800 to $3,500, I'm at a loss as to why a picture of a $5 Wal-Mart watch appears in the ad...*mutter* the damn clumsy ad compilers.

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8 comments:

Unknown Soldier said...

Get well soon Elisita...we all love you!

By the way, I love your titles!

Ha, ha, ha!

Kelditty said...

lil kim needs to go to jail already.

Anonymous said...

yeah if stars were actually sent to jail then courtney love would have a life sentence by now...or at least should.

...ok at least 10-20yrs!

Anonymous said...

Wow, who is she kidding? Legs that long usually come with an extra set of knees.

Elisita said...

aww...thanks unknown soldier :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Would her own mother even recognize her? Is there any part of her that is the original issue? I didn't hear about her going to jail and for what, but that would be a sight to see.

Anonymous said...

i think it was because she lied about seeing a a shooting or something that her gang or some of her friends did...but yeah don't quote me on that...

Unknown said...

Geez.. Can't they just leave the designing to the real designers anymore?