Well...everyone's saying that for all intents and purposes...they're as apart as Paris Hilton's thighs...but their publicists are still going on and on with the:
"They're still together...they just got back from Italy, where they were taking their anniversary vacation; they spent time together and they had a romantic dinner."
I doubt this 'dinner' was consumed together...When I grow up...I want to have a marriage as strong, stable, and visibly fulfilled as this....At least Posh and Becks make a GO of pretending to be happy.
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What could he possibly be saying in that first pic?
Whatever it is, it looks to be hilariously mean. And she looks PISSED!
Too funny!
she's looking tubby in the second pic!
The key word in that statement was: "a" preceding "romantic dinner". I mean, how long were they on vacation- one night? And they only ate together once during that whole time?
If these two were ordinary people I would not suppose there is any romantic, or at least pleasantful issue going on between them. Their movement and gestures speak of the opposite.
Oh c'mon...didn't you hear? The poor thing simply *hates* Europe. I know I'd be pissed if someone flew me there for a romantic holiday. Such nerve! And an aside...what is the deal with her Louis Vuitton obsession? It's tacky and conspicuous. Hate it. And I hate them saggy-baggy elephant-kneed leggings in the first pic. The 80's are gone...except in Taiwan!
They look really happy (eyes roll)
They have soooo much to be unhappy about - money, fame, youth, good health. Jeeze if I had all of that I'd certainly pout and sulk at the injustice of it all. In the first pic I'm sure he must be having words about her outfit because there is no way you could walk beside that black and white disaster and NOT say something!
I wish someone would force me to go to Europe. I would even go with Nick. I'm sure we could carry on many more pleasantries as total strangers than he and Jessica appear to be.
This whole thing is really sad to me. I remember seeing a couple of their first episodes on mtv where they really seemed happy and in love. Now to come to this...sad.
And I place all the blame squarely on HER!!!
"The 80's are gone...except in Taiwan!" = anners, you crack me up.
I know...I thought it was weird that the publicist said " a romantic dinner" as well...
haha G4G...I see the Obelix in the picture as well.
I agree Janae...I don't think their reality show has been that far off the radar...and she just seems like an impossibly whingey person to live with.
love,
elisa
Sometimes it seems like stars dont have money to buy clothes. I dress much better than Jessica Simpson, may be I could give her some of my staff. I can give my tel. if she wants.
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