Looks aside...her career also seems to heading in the I'm-now-over-40-years-old-my-career-is-dying-I'm-going-to-grab-whatever-informercial-I-can-before-I drown-into-oblivion...Jessica Simpson is set to release her own treadmill line after getting her body into shape for 'The Dukes of Hazzard'...as well as a workout video.
I'm guessing there is going to be a disclaimer along the lines of "this equipment should be used in conjunction with various surgeries to achieve 'desired' results"
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Love the disclaimer. ;)
g4g, that is a pretty brilliant observation!
love,
elisa
When did Ashlee get so pretty? I can't remember her being anything but cheap-looking and/or badly dressed, flailing desperately to differentiate herself from her surprisingly now-mannish sis, so this is kind of a shock to me that she looks good...
yeah straws...I was thinking along very similar lines...
love,
elisa
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that numerous surgeries make Jessica's face look "old"!!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that numerous surgeries make Jessica's face look "old"!!
Jesus Christ! The "father" is still staring at Ashlee's tits. I'm pretty hard to offend, but dude, get a hotel room.
Kinda like Suzanne Summers and her exercise machines of a few years ago, isn't it.
The ad could read: "This wonderful device and $25,000 in plastic surgery might give you a good result if you lay off the donuts and ice cream."
Love it,
-JPD
haha, right on doc...right on :)
love,
elisa
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