Friday, July 01, 2005

Nicole Kidman is Embarassed.

Hi Nicole. Yeah...I know exactly how you feel. I'd be pretty embarassed too if it came out that I was living in a sham marriage with a guy from Locoville....for 10 YEARS! Why'd you do it Nicole? Was it for the career? Surely you could have found someone else....surely. Is your shirt from your Tom-days? I'm only asking because the arrow on in it appears to be a layman's guide for the unititiated or confused...maybe you should lend Katie that shirt...or Rob Thomas.....while we're on the subject. :)


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2 comments:

Jack B. said...

Ironically Nic's career only took off when she and Tom split so he really didn't do much for.

A shame really Nicole used to be so beautiful and now she looks like a walking ad for Botox Addiction.

Anonymous said...

She looks great, if what she looks like is what it looks like to be botoxed then I wnat a piece of that.