Friday, July 01, 2005

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner FINALLY Get Hitched.

Yes...the moment we've all been pining for. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are finally married...creating a true legal Bennifer...who are soon to be expecting an Affleck-foetus as well. Confirmed...for once.


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The ceremony was said to have occured at the Parot Cay resort in the Caribbean islands of Turks and Caicos, and their baby is due this fall. The event was said to have gone without a hitch...that is until Ben got a little over excited and placed his genitals in the wedding cake...making for a comely surprise...for all...especially the priest... :) J-Lo must be stark-raving MAD.

(Thanks guid to the o! and jen for the heads up)

3 comments:

Jack B. said...

I don't think it will last. Ask Scott Foley and Michael Vartan about Jen's relationship attention level. Affleck meanwhile seems like he's heading for a career of being a Poor Man's Alec Baldwin (which ain't saying much).

Elisita said...

Haha...the poor man's Alec Baldwin...hilarious...you crack me up jack :)
Love,
Elisa

Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or does Ben seem to have some sort of garnervous afflecktation?