Thursday, June 30, 2005

Paris tries to be Audrey Hepburn...and fails.

Oh Paris...you know why I like you? Because you're not ashamed to show your true colours...you never really pretend to be anything but a rather magnetic combination of being trashy, rich, and dare I say it...boring. All this is mixed in with the pizazz of a Vegas showgirl who occasionally lets customers touch.

But you know what? I'm not feeling this photo shoot. At all. It's just not right. What's that? Oh...she's NOT trying to be Audrey Hepburn? Oh...you mean it's just the poster for the low-budget adult movie "Sex IN Tiffany"...with Paris playing Tiffany? Well...o.k then. Makes more sense. Fair enough.

Can't compare huh?

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

How dare she even attempt it!!! Paris 'Slutbag' Hilton has nothing on Audrey!!! NO STYLE NO CLASS

...Thats it!!! I'm never staying at another Hilton hotel EVER again!!!

Anonymous said...

Audrey had more sex appeal in her little finger than most women will ever hope to have in their entire bodies. Audrey didn't need to TRY to look alluring. Paris is, and just lacks that "je ne sais quoi" or however its spelled!!

Jack B. said...

Really Paris is outclassed here - literally. She just doesn't have the looks to pull off Audrey Hepburn. Very few do.

Karla said...

Someone did a piss poor job at airbrushing her arms too.

Anonymous said...

honestly, do you really expect anything less from her? how soon till we see a virgin mary pose or perhaps the statue of liberty? i wouldnt put it past her.

Anonymous said...

Maybe not wearing a pound of makeup would have improved the effect. No?

Clare said...

1. Paris has a lazy eye (right side) which is why most shots of her are sideways on.

2. Worst news I heard today was that according to her 'friends' Mariah Carey wants to remake Breakfast at Tiffany's with herself in the lead role.

Anonymous said...

Eww. It's like comparing filet mignon and rotten hamburger meat.

Audrey had style, beauty and class that none of those so called "actresses" like LiLo and others, much less an airhead heiress, could ever come close to.

Elisita said...

Haha...you guys are funny :) That's funny about the lazy eye...I'd never noticed it before. IMO it really does look like a porn cover or something...when has Audrey EVER work bright crimson lip gloss?
Kari...regarding arms...I have a feeling these are the shots BEFORE the airbrushing...because the damn thing isn't even centred. :)
OMG...Mariah Carey doing Breakfast at Tiffany's would be the most hilarious thing...it would be SO BAD...I doubt it would even be offensive.
Love,
Elisa

Anonymous said...

SLUTBAG should go to HELL!!!

Anonymous said...

I think she is hot...i like Paris...