J-Lo Has a Bad Day

My people...my beloved people...mad? I'm not mad. People from the block don't get mad...I'm real and I'm down with it chicas and chicos...I'm into the nitty gritty...I'm NOT mad. So what if my nose still looks as bad after my various surgeries? It shows that I'm real. So what if people ask me if I'm taking clothing tips from Britney Spears? That just shows how fertile I could be...a sign of how young I look. I'm not jealous that Jennifer Garner has a baby with Ben...not at all...at least my baby corpse Marc keeps his genetalia to himself...do I care that I haven't even seen Marc's equipment? No! I'm as happy as I've ever been...I'm the most contenta chica on the planeta.