*update* Sorry...I've just gotten a little carried away with the anagrams here...but I thought this one was a classic.
Katie Holmes = Tom Likes a He
you heard it here first readers....actually, just googled the damn thing in...& it's not the first...*sigh*
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Will no one save this girl? I bet he's just buying a home near her parents so he can show her off to them every so often when his clam overseers give him permission to "prove" that she hasn't been brainwashed. Even though she has and I bet even her parents realize it at this point.
no... you know the house is where he's going to station the snipers. so if her family dares start saying anything he doesn't approve of, they get taken down before they can do too much damage. either that, or it's where they sit with the zap collar remote and rifle-mike to monitor kate's visits home.
I know..I'm surprised no-one is trying to save her either...I mean...surely her friend in Hollyywood know how destructive Scientology is...even her friends in Ohio would only need to do a little bit of research into the 'religion'...
Very strange.
love,
elisa
I know he talks a lot of shite and is an all round tosser but is that any reason to give Tom the viscious testicle squeeze he's clearly getting in that first pic?
and why did Tom give Katie that nipplecripple in pic 3? She didn't squeeze his grapes!
Tom Cruise=Rise Ocmut. I believe this to be the phrase he uses to hypnotize prospective disciples into joining him. I also got Rise to Muc. Which can be made dirty(and makes a bit more sense) if you reverse the last word. But thats not the sort talk we want here!! Pervert! Some Bling would be apalled!
haha NealK...
What about:
'Cum' to Sire
Some Bling reckons we're going to hell anyway...so who cares?
love,
elisa
Okay this is the last one as I believe I've posted several thousand wholly superfluous comments today.
Now don't get scared but I think you may be in trouble:
Katie Holmes=Okmote Elisa. They're coming to get you!
haha...too funny..
I'm not scared because apprently I'm an
"A-Listie"
and you my dear...are simply a
"An Elk" :)
love,
elisa
I'm getting the commanding:
"OK them Elisa!"
I'm really scared now
I like "An Elk" I'll definately take it over "Anel K". But you my dear have a drink problem as you suffer from "Ale Itis". You are also the diet version of Englands special forces = "SAS Lite".
Ha Ha I just saw your Cum to sire comment now. Genius, how could anyone resist that.
If only someone had shown Katie these prophetic anagrams she could have been saved.
Ok now THIS is definately the last one Gwyneth Paltrow=Trolawp Wyngeth.
haha...that name SUITS her to a goddamn tee! Genius!
love,
elisa
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