Thursday, October 27, 2005

Too much sex, too little condom use

Well...apparently Gwyneth Paltrow is knocked up again...the only upshot I can see from this is that she might fatten up and get the hell out of the spotlight... If she does leave for a while, we know from past experience that she'll come back with avengeance... and start her whinge-fest about how hard it is to be a mother with two children...and as to why-oh-why hasn't been awarded a damehood?...



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In other news...pregnancy rumours a popping up re: Angelina after these pics surfaced...who knows? As long as the father isn't her brother...I'm happy.

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Thanks Lisa BK for the Gwyn heads up!

12 comments:

Anhoni Patel said...

Why does her bro always look like that? close your eyes!!!

preggers - I don't think so. Angie likes to buy her children.

do you see that guy in the background checking out her breasts?

Elisita said...

haha...yeah, he's totally checking out her breasts :) Well spotted Anhoni!
haha WWJDD...trust you do stand by that :) That's why we love you!

Anonymous said...

I dont think she is pregnant but thank God she is gaining some much needed weight. She was looking a little hungry there for a while.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I'd look like that too (her brother) if I knew I'd be bangin' Angie after the show was over.

Anonymous said...

jeez, if she's pregnant, then I am about to give birth! why does even a hint of 'volume' around the middle have everyone's tongue wagging about pregnancy?

wait. oh...that's right, hollywood women are supposed to be SKELETAL.

never mind...

Kristen from MA

Anonymous said...

Yes, that soldier is definitely having fun, but Angie, too.

Elisita said...

yeah...well, in Gwyneth's case the pregnancy rumour rose cos her mum spilled the beans and made a pathetic back-track...and I think Angie's one has been sparked due to visible breast growth...
love,
elisa
p.s...yeah...if we go by Hollywood standards...I've given birth multiple times :)

Jay said...

Thanks for the Gwyneth nipple by the way.

~~> Jay

Jack B. said...

I hope Gwyneth keeps getting pregnant - that way she won't be able to appear (and thus ruin) any movies.

Anonymous said...

Quite fitting that GP is standing right below "theSuperficial.com" logo.

Anonymous said...

Wtf? Why all the incest jokes? Gross - have I missed something?

Elisita said...

hehe jack...yeah...let's go over to London and tamper with her birthcontrol....we'd be doing for the good of the world!
love,
elisa
p.s re: the incest...I think it mainly stems from her Oscars jaunt really...nothing that new :)