Friday, October 07, 2005
Katie Holmes is pregnant...but who's the daddy?
I have to admit...that I really didn't see this coming...but...TomKat have started breeding...well that's the official line anyway...but if Katie Holmes is pregnant, I seriously doubt that Tom Cruise had anything to do with it. I'm guessing some 50+ married guy with glasses higher up in the Scientology faction got some good jollies with this top-secret "initiation project"...either that, or Jude Law popped by to see the Cruise's a couple of weeks ago.
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turkey baster anyone?
love,
elisa
Either that or they have weird "Eyes Wide Shut" style sex partys so no one know who the father is.
You just know it's gonna be a freaky lizard baby like in "V". and they'll name somethin like Lilly-Putt L.Ron Cruise.
You know the world is ending as we know it.
haha...loved your "the second coming" post re: TomKat Michaelk!!!
love,
elisa
Even A-Sexual people (Cruise) can get horny once in their lifetime and let it go. And I really think Katie Holmes is honestly in-love with this man. I don't know why, but she is. Him, I don't think he knows what love is.
But I guess he won't ever get to the highest level of Scientology, cause I don't belive they are allowed to birth children and do that.
Isn't it interesting that they're also expecting not one but two DVD releases in about a month? This all started with the Batman screenings, and coincidentally, the DVD release is Oct 18. Tommy's got something coming out Nov 22.
Who's dumber? The press that prints this, or Tom and his pr dummies?
yeah...you're right...they do have releases soon..there's something really obviously "strange" about this...the whole couch-jumping thing was just before the premiere of their movies...then they dissapear off the face of the earth...then two days ago they make a big thing about going to Tom's daughters soccer match....and then today...
Katie's insane.
love,
elisa
I have a working theory that this baby will be from the same mysterious force where Michael Jackson finds his kids.
wow, way to make me ruin my keyboard. again. initiation? hilarious
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You got that right. I've been wondering that all day.
Same way I wondered when Nicole'd said she'd had a miscarriage at the end of their marriage.
Tom Cruise has no upper lip. And, does he have hair plugs?
Is it just me, or are his teeth way off-centre?
haha...his teeth do look way off centre...couple that with KAtie's jacked up ones...and this baby is in trouble...
love,
elisa
hahna guido! welcome back...I love it when you snort coffee over your keyboard...haha.
love,
elisa
hahna guido! welcome back...I love it when you snort coffee over your keyboard...haha.
love,
elisa
It just occured to me, how much they look like brother and sister.
yeah...they do look similar don't they...although...I think Tom Cruise was basically going for anyone who would fall for his trap...
love,
elisa
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