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- I'm a girl. I'm 25. I'm a law student. I work. I'm an excellent vegetarian, and a failed vegan. I'm a staunch atheist who happens to believe Morrissey could very well be God. I get depressed when people believe in the supernatural - and oddly- find celebrities brain-numbing...though I love models. I don't watch television and stay away from modern fiction. I think Richard Dawkins is hot. I spend my nights trying to secure a fine and prosperous future by posting on my inane, ridiculous, and mildly irrelevant blog.
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Watch this space for SHIPPING HEIR KEN! Now you too can own a sleazy twenty-something who has never seen an honest days work! Dress him in over priced clothes! Rub copious amounts of gel into his already greasey hair! Attend the openings of numerous envelopes! You can even pull his string and hear him say: "Do you know who I am?" pull it again and again"..D...Do...Do You Know who I am?"
available with "Tap that rich girls ass" function when bought with "Rich Bitch Barbie-cheap slut edition"
haha...I love the shipping heir ken...does he come with complementary hair grease? WWJDD...haha...I believe you've found it!
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elisa
I want to know what parent would allow their child to play with this? It is like saying
"Yes honey, you are only 4y/o but I think it is okay for you to start having sex. Do you want me to ask Timmy's mommmy if he can come over to play? Better yet sweetheart, I will call Tom Cruise"
I thought Lil Kim was a streetwalker!
(For the record, I love her anyway.)
If you're going to let your kid play with this doll, you should also get her the STD Barbie, the Bursting Breast Implant Barbie, Bulimic Barbie, and of course, the Guess What Planet/Race/Species She Came From Barbie.
Euh, what's next? Pee-pants Barbie? Or Preggers Hillbilly Barbie?
I know...I would seriously put social services on anyone who was buying this doll for their kiddies :) Although...I must admit...I had a Malibu Barbie who looked suspiciously like a Playboy Pamela Anderson...complete with gold lame' bikini....
love,
elisa
On a serious note, as the mother of a 6-year-old daughter, you would be SHOCKED to realize that many parents have no problem buying these slut role model toys for their daughters. And the sad thing is, these toys even crop up in "Best Toy" lists in the holier-than-thou parent magazines. It is exceptionally difficult to explain to a young girl WHY she can't have a doll like this because she thinks it's simply "high fashion."
Barbie's gone to the dark side. How sad.
I know...on one hand its a small thing...Barbie afterall...but on the other it symbolises something bigger. I mean...Barbie has always been a bit of a dodgy doll for girls (completley unnatural)...but I always thought the prototype was pretty...
This bling bling Barbie is promoting blatant materialistic values...so that when these girls hit 11 or so...they'll actually spend money on these "must have" goods...
hmmm
love,
elisa
mattel is putting this cheap looking dolls out to compete with those even cheaper, nastier, more trashy, ghetto Bratz dolls.
thos things are SICK looking. their "winter" outfits are mini skirts, mid driff sweaters, and thigh high boots, and their lips take up 1/3 of their face. I would slap anyone I ever saw buying one.
there are some great comments here.. I think everyone should go post them on amazon.com to encourage people not to buy these things for their kids - nothing short of disgusting.
haha...you know...we all sound like old biddies...:) Seriously though...I don't kwow how these dolls made it through the consumer watchdog...I don't think they're release yet...so let's hope they're a flop???
love,
elisa
i'm john!
Nice to meet all of you!
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