Saturday, October 01, 2005

Valentino yearns for a time when women were subjugated

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us I don't understand how a man who chooses creepy shades, has an obvious, rather repulsive hair plug-situation, and has the orangest of orange tans should have any criticisms to launch regarding other people's appearance...but indeed Valentino does.

He's calling Cameron Diaz, and Julia Roberts as being nothing short of "bag ladies...like homeless people"...he goes on:

"In the past, actresses had to commit in their contracts to appear in public like stars when they left their homes...Women had less to do and looked after their appearance. They changed their outfits two or three times a day or had a complicated hairstyle."

this is of course compared to:

"Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz running around looking unkempt in jogging trousers,"

Yup Valentino...the orange rejected-Euro-pimp look is much hotter...take note Julia and Cameron...



4 comments:

Anhoni Patel said...

Ah, the good old days...

Jack B. said...

Valentino looks like a bad George Hamilton impersonator.

Anonymous said...

He's probably just bitter he can't get a woman, not even an unkempt, sweaty, greasy-haired one.

Strange he didn't mention Britney!

Clare said...

Ah gotta love Valentino for dissing Diaz. Bless his wrinkled old socks.