Saturday, October 15, 2005

The stars aren't always right...

While Alicia and Fergie try to single-handedly bring back the dark side of the 80s


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Jessica Alba tries to convince us that her flighting 15minutes can be somehow successfully juxtaposed with Marilyn Monroe's iconic beauty.



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...I guess that makes me a latter-day Audrey Hepburn then...


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jessica Alba looks terrible in that pic.

That Fergie one has such a fish face.

Anonymous said...

Oh, my, Jessica A is so very much unlike M.Monroe...

Anonymous said...

Jessica Alba is so hot, but so not in that picture. Who the heck came up with that idea? blech

Anhoni Patel said...

Fergie is a man in drag and that wig makes Alba look like a trannie too.

Anonymous said...

latina+monroe=not quite
normally shes hot though, but.....ick

Jack B. said...

Jennifer Alba and blonde don't mix. They didn't in Fantastic Four and they don't as Marilyn.

Anonymous said...

Yep, Alba does look totally mannish and ugly in that pic. Stick thin might work nowadays but don't mess with a real woman-image like Marilyn Monroe. It don't jibe dude.

Anonymous said...

Jeez, am I the only one in the universe who can't stand the way Alba looks? (And I'm not just talking about this picture, though it is a very good example of why she SHOULDN'T be in the spotlight.)

Elisita said...

yeah...I think Alba has a really nice body (she seriously has no cellulite and is crazy toned...even in candids) and she has a nice smile...but I think her face overall makes her look 'special'...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Yeah what is up with Fergie?! Weird face...for a long time I wondered if she has bulimia cuz of those chipmunk cheeks.

Elisita said...

hey janae...
I think I've missed a whole portion of my 'bulimia trivia 101' :)
just a couple of days ago people were saying that Kate Hudson had the classic stomach 'pouch' that bulimics get...and now chipmunk cheeks...
do you know why this happens?
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Welll...the chipmunk cheeks is because their saliva glands swell up for some reason. I can't remember why. I've read about eating disorders for years cuz they fascinate me.

Elisita said...

hmm...maybe has something to do w/ dehydration...interesting.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

And it's something like the glands try to get every bit of nutrition they can, somehow triggered from the throwing up, so they swell up to become more efficient.

Another thing I read of is anorexics developing prominent, dry-looking curved lines around their mouths. I've seen those on countless pix of actresses and models. Not sure why those develop.

I've never heard of the stomach pooch thing..interesting, too.

Monica Benavidez said...

My boyfriend thinks Jessica Alba is hot, therefore, I am jealous.

Or used to be until I saw this awful pic. :-P