"I'm still young and still have a very active career (you know that she means sex-life) that I'm not prepared to give up...Paris is a great guy and we will handle this with dignity and respect."
but we all know what Paris' genetalia is like...so it comes as no surprise that she's found another man pretty quick smart. The fact that he's Mary-Kate's boyfriend obviously didn't rattle either of them. Stavros AKA the Giant...is also (now this is a veritable surprise) a Greek shipping heir...and once again, much younger than her.
thanks BP for the first article
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Paris Hilton = Classy Bird
Has she released her "Album" yet? or any "Singles"? I'm sure she's a very "Talented" "Singer". I'm just throwin "these" in for shits and gigles now. "P"ar"i"s H"i"lto"n" S"m"el"l"s"!" It's like an unbreakable code. Whoever can figure it out gets a lifetime supply of Paris Dvds!!
With "friends" like Paris, Who needs enemies?
What a WHORE!!!
Obviously, he went from a girl with no taste in clothes to one who hardly wears clothes.
Why is Paris Hilton the greasiest, trashiest, skankiest bi-atch in the world? Why?
And why does every single picture of one of the Olsens include a beverage of some sort? Seriously one, or both, of them are *always* holding to-go cups. It's like they need to constantly hydrate in order to stay alive.
I would be seriously disinfecting anything Paris sat on in that outfit. Ew.
Ahoni, the beverage is because they need caffein to forget that they should eat. Either that or they're tripped out on E and need the water.
Gah. It's all scary. So scary. Hold me.
I don't know, ever since I saw MK & A as babies on Full House, I thought they looked like shaved monkeys. Ashley, I believe is a more attractive monkey, but a monkey nontheless.
Scary girls. They need to be gone.
they look like Munchchichis.
yeah...but the thing is caffeine is gunna dehydrate them like crazy...I guess that doesn't matter so much when you're delirious from starvation...
love,
elisa
Paris... just... Unpresentable.
sorry... if i had to choose between marykate and paris hilton i'd choose PH hands-down. every time i see a guy with one of the olsens it makes me think he has closet pedophilia. there is NOTHING sexy about those two. they look like CHILDREN. shapeless, tiny, bird-like freaks with huge eyes and small features. they're like anime, or something.
yeah...I know what you mean...the olsen's especially MK look like under 12year olds...but seriously...these shipping heirs are all man-whores anyway...he'll move on to someone new in like 2 weeks.
love,
elisa
Amen to that the Olsens are freaky perpetual-children that never age. There does seem to be some sort of Paedophilic preoccupation(check out the big words, I'm a big boy now!) with them that I can't get my head around. All I ever used to hear was people saying they were "Waiting for them to hit 18". If you ask me it's becoming waaay too acceptable for older men to dig younger girls.
Yours,
A concerned heterosexual 23 year old male who does not dig younger chicks.
Concerned 23 y/o,
People who dig the Olsen's have more than just a paedophilic problem...in my books relationships with monkeys = bestiality.
yours,
22 y/o seemingly human female.
haha...actually..I actually am one of the few people that thinks MK is kinda cute :) I do however, think that Ashley (the one everyone thinks is the prettier sister) looks like a monkey.
love,
elisa
Hey nobody said anything about monkeys. They're fair game.
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