Watch out the U.K! Mariah Carey is
interested in your stash of men.
"She's heard that British men are complete gentlemen and she's ready for some of
that,"
Once she find one however...I guess she'll just preen and talk about her breasts or something...because she also having a bit of a
rant about the horrors of casual sex... because it "
ruins lives" .
Hint: Mariah...with your 'fantastic' conversation skills...publicly casting off casual sex is not going to be a good strategy for you to undertake re: getting men. Elisa's recommendation is you use those breasts while they're still above your knees.
I love to have lunch people who are more interested in posing than actually eating...I love how the photographer has managed a bit of a scary
crystal-ball-into-the-future effect in the second photo...
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If cows become extinct and the world desperately needs leather we can always use to Donatella Versace's face.
If really fake and unpleasant things become extinct we can always turn to Maria Carey's breasts.
haha LOL..it's always great to have substitutes at the ready.
love,
elisa
what's wrong with her upper lip? is it just me, or does it look like mariah's plastic surgeon has a bit of a vision problem? never go to the one who can't remember where he's put his glasses, that's all i'm saying.
My body is shaped alot like Mariah's, and yet (I am truly loathe to admit it) I always think she looks so *big* in photos.
Perhaps it is because she has those ridiculously fake, floor-dragging breasts that look so terrible, while mine's are real and generally bra-clad.
Dunno. . .
A man could drown in those breasts.
And *is* that Donatella Versace sitting next to her? My god. What's wrong with her eyes? Where's the aging old lady version of Donatella? Oh wait, that is the aging old version.
Ginger...Mariah is a crazy, delusional whacko with no friends and ginourmous scary breasts who thinks she's the greatest thing since Aretha Franklin...
you...are none of those things...we all know you're hot :)
love,
elisa
Mariah has become Norma Desmond and she's not even 40 yet! What talent (NOT!)
Hey Mariah... good shoes... bad boobs!
haha American Princess...I HATE to admit it...but I think she actually looks pretty good in these pics as well :) I seriously wouldn't bash her looks if she had a different personality :)
love,
elisa
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