Thursday, October 20, 2005

Posh wants front seat at the freak show

Posh is apparently desperate to get invited to the train wreck that will be the TomKat marriage...I guess the whole thing makes her feel like her own marriage is happy and normal. This woman is ambitious enough and has the brain-cell criteria to turn to Scientology...mark my words, she'll probably be popping out a mysterious baby in a couple of months as well. Ever since Tom told this woman that he "could make her into a star"...she was doomed.

There is also a bit of confusion as to who exactly is going to come out wearing the wedding dress...since Tom Cruise is having more imput into its design/creation than anyone else...but then again...Tom is accustomed to wearing dresses...

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11 comments:

Michael K said...

Posh must be there! But she totally would show up out-shining the bride!

Monica Benavidez said...

I think Posh is the only woman under 40 that could pull off that short hair do (when she had it that way, anyway).

Yeah, I agree with Michael K, she would out shine Katie.

Clare said...
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Clare said...

Ok I left England to avoid this dumb Bitch aka Skeletor. She needs to get the hellout of America - in particular LA. This city is not big enough for the two of us and frankly I was here first.

Seriously her being here is worse than the news that Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell aka The Psycho Super Needy One is with child. I kid you not. I nearly spat coffee over my laptop when I read that 'news'.

If you lot insist she stays I will get David Hasselhoff back from Europe and then you will be sorry.

Clare said...

And for once and for all she is not f**king POSH. She is chav.

look it up.

Elisita said...

"Jordan is the ultimate aspiration of female Chavs"

from urban dictionary...
haha Sleazy Red...good one!
love,
elisa

Unknown Soldier said...

But what if she needs to read some scripts? Remembrer: She can't read.

Anyway, this won't be her first time in movies. She deserved an award for her role in "Spice World" (with Roger Moore!)...That movie is a classic!

Love Elisita

Elisita said...

haha..yeah..but Tom Cruise can't read either :) So they'll be like 2 peas in a pod.
haha
love,
elisa

Mara Jade said...

Poor David...

Anonymous said...

Where did this stupid rumor come from that Tom Cruise is gay?

When did it start?

I don't think he's gay at all.

Elisita said...

umm...I would say he's definitely gay...he's so paranoid about suing ANYONE that says he's had gay sex...it's pretty well-known that he's gay...the rumours probably started in the beginning of his career with Mimi Rogers...
love,
elisa