Sunday, October 02, 2005

Mahatma Gandhi is hot

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For a guy who was famous for eschewing material possesions and all the hoopla that goes with that...the good ol' Gandhi sure is getting a bit of a mention this week. Earlier in the week Tara Reid likened her breast what the hell did they do to her nipple? pop-out to Gandhi's assasiantion (an obvious logical thought process...I'm sure you will agree) :

"People act like (the pop-out) was the worst crime in the world...you
would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi!"...
she
then eloquently continues... "My hooters are under control. I'm taped up
now, totally. I'm using double tape. Double double tape. My boobs are going
nowhere again,"

Now it appears Jennifer Aniston has joined also joined the bandwagon as she re-evaluates her life through Gandhi's teachings.....obviously the break-up between her and Brad can easily be equated with India's epic struggle against colonialism. She's so wrapped with it...that she's taken the big step and commitment of buying pieces of clothing with random Gandhi quotes printed on them...what a woman!

6 comments:

Anhoni Patel said...

If Gandhi (oh, and it's 'Gandhi', not 'Ghandi' but you probably already knew that) were buried instead of cremated he'd be turning in his grave. Why couldn't Aniston have turned to the Nation of Islam? Well, at least she's not a Kabbalaist now.

Anhoni Patel said...

Is Tara Reid still drunk?

Anonymous said...

And wouldn't "double double tape" actually be quadruple tape?

Elisita said...

thanks for the heads up anhoni...hahaha...looks like about as ignorant as Tara :) I'll fix it up :) yeah kate...I was thinking the same thing...but actually...I would be scared if Tara used a word like 'quadruple'...
love,
elisa

DrDiSaia said...

Maybe Gandhi would accept her for her wandering hooters?

I love celebrity psycho-babble. They speak like this so we can blog.

How considerate.

Elisita said...

yeah...thank god for stupid celebrities!
love,
elisa