Paris Hilton; who has been 'reminded' that her sex-tally includes ugh-inducing Tom Sizemore, is in talks to play the role of Zsa Zsa Gabor in a film. I'm sure that 'film' in this case really means amateur sex tape and will build upon the wonderful talent she showed the world in her burger ads.I don't know much about Zsa Zsa Gabor at all...but I do know that no-one (except perhaps Gwyneth Paltrow) deserves to be played by Philton. If Zsa Zsa were dead...I know she'd be turning over in her grave...surely marrying Conrad Hilton ages ago doesn't warrant this kind of punishment?
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Wasn't Zsa Zsa once married to Paris' grandfather? And isn't Zsa Zsa's daughter a Hilton? Or is it one of the other Gabors? Anyway, when she was younger Zsa Zsa wasn't the truly bad actress Paris is. Mediocre perhaps but not Ed Wood-bad.
I would shudder to be her gynecologist. Her vagina has apparently been the gathering place of the entirety of Hollywood's comers and goers (so to speak).
& that is the best way to insult the dead, ever.
Can you imagine? This would be so awful. Paris can hardly speak English let alone English with an accent!
Yeah...this has to be palced in the "Jolie for Bond-girl" pile...will prolly never happen. In Philton's case...let's hope.
love,
elisa
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