Sunday, October 23, 2005

I see dead people

I'm ususally a bit immune to thinness in magazines...most of the time I'm quite partial to the lithe look...but seriously...what on earth is going on here? This is actually a real skeleton look...to top it off...Keira Knightly has been placed on the New York Time's Beauty Fall 2005 Style Magazine...it's even coupled with a pathetic blurb that:...the camera worships her...

Well...perhaps we should go out and kill a couple of cows as a sacrifice to this 'goddess'.

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get me a dozen donuts and a gallon of chocolate milk, stat!

If we don't work quickly, the next time Miss Knightly turns sideways she will disapear.

I know I grew up in an area that for a few years actually had the highest percentage of overweight people in the US(oddly enough we also had the highest teen pregnancy rate in the nation proving there was nothing to do in my hometown but eat and fuck), however I don't think it warped my sense of what attractive women look like.

I don't understand why people think concentration camp survivors look so attractive. I saw Nicole Richie in US yesterday and she looks disgusting.

It seems like everyone in the U.S. is either a stick figure or grotesquely obese! I know I grew up in a country with normal size people, where in the hell did they all go!

Yail Bloor

Anonymous said...

For some reason (besides her weight), she really bothers me. I think it might be because her mouth is ALWAYS open?

Elisita said...

it's that infernal unsexy pout she's ALWAYS got on her...the girl actually has a nice smile...but she's always pushing her nose down strangely forcing this awful pout...drives me insane...
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

hmm..I get the arty part...but definitely not the beauty part...there's something about her look in general that irks me...
but I think it's just me...because most people think she's pure hotness...
love,
elisa

Jack B. said...

KK would look so much more prettier if she would just put on a few pounds. It would fill up all those angles. Right now she just looks like Orlando Bloom with more make-up AKA a very pretty boy.

Monica Benavidez said...

Yeah, the short hair just doesn't look good on her, and I truly don't understand what the fuss about her is.

These skinny celebs make guys think we (as in non-celeb gals)CAN look like that. Gimme lots of money, a stylist, makeup artist, a trainer, and a good photoshop geek and I'll look simply fabulous as well.

But may I add that I have come to the point where I think I look simply fabulous with or without any photoshopping. :o) Amen to not being a teen anymore.

Anhoni Patel said...

She has the longest neck EVER.

Elisita said...

good stuff Monica...good to a see a gal who's not fooled by our photoshop culture!
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad you see the macabre image that it is Elisa! This one is pure ick, I agree. Strange, alien, mutant-looking. Looking at it makes me think of how she must have frantically starved herself for days before the photo session.

Elisita said...

yeah I know Janae...she looks terrible at this weight IMO...way too many angles!!!...and that's scary coming from me...who usually likes angles :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Now i see how terrible shre really looks.

Anonymous said...

She looks thin but not skeletal. Someone's jealous, Elisa.

Anonymous said...

Someone's SICK, ELISA!

Bleeegggghhhhhhhhhh......

Elisita said...

haha...
I love the "you're just jealous" argument...so original :)
and for the record...I AM jealous of a lot of beauties...but Keira? She doesn't do a thing for me... and IMO in this photoshoot she does look like a skeleton :)
love,
elisa