Thursday, October 13, 2005
Katie Holmes' father remains sane
Katie is being led down a path (how fitting is this picture?) that her daddy ain't feeling. Her father and mother are said to be "very upset" about their daughter's whole knocked-up before marriage situation. I don't have a daughter, I don't even feel ready for a hypothetical one, but if I hypothetically had a hypothetical daughter...I would have been "very upset" much earlier, would be saying harsher things than "you're no good" to Tom, and would definitley not be advising them to marry. Then again...even my trashiest hypothetical daughter wouldn't be crazy enough to hook up with Tom Cruise without a condom...sex tape maybe...but alien babies...no.
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This is the War of the Worlds.
Remember: Donald Trump and his wife are on the alien side.
Will humans overcome?
I don't know...
TO BE CONTINUED...
That's such a sweet picture of her. She totally looks untouched!
aw she looks so 12 in that photo
Oh, and she has cankles. Eww!
I won't be surprised if Katie's dad dies of a mysterious cause, or at the very least that Tom convinces Katie to cut off relations with her family if they are not going to go along with her new enlightenment. Isn't that what crazy cultists do? Poisoned Kool-aid anyone?
This whole thing smacks of insemination...oops!, I meant indoctrination.
I love this line:
“It seemed like Katie was being controlled by Scientologists,” the friend told L&S. “Now they wonder if it’s a Rosemary’s Baby situation, where Katie is being groomed to provide Tom with a child.”
Hmmm, it only "seems" like she's being controlled? And they only "wonder" she's being groomed (like a paid brood mare perhaps)to have Crazy Tom's kid? Where have they been all this time?
Something tells me this pregnancy before marriage (via turkey baster or what) occured because the Clams and Tom-tom knew the Holmes family were about to try to get Katie from their clutches.
I loved Katy, but am no longer a fan of Tom's. He was almost an icon A)because he is a great actor B) has the popularity to back it C) was faithfully married to Nicole Kidman. I so loved them together. Now he is only half the man he used to be, but fortunately Nicole is just peaches without him. I think he is just showing his mid-life crisis by being with Katy.
Isn't it obvious? She's bearing the next L. Ron Hubbard, the Second Coming of Fraudo, the Pulp Messiah.
Free Katie. & the baby.
Ginger: That was genius!! I love the way anon said something sweet like "aww she looks 12" and then you brought everyone crashing back to the real world with a gruff "Her ass looks like it belongs to a 65 year old woman."
I Salute you!
In Hungary, I saw a celebs-paper, with big photos of Katie on the front, with big headlines: Who is this girl who won Tom Cruise's heart or something like that. As if it was a great fortune. Or is it a fortune, hm?
haha...not much a prize is it?
love,
elisa
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