Thursday, October 06, 2005

Magazines have a vendetta against Jennifer Aniston

Magazine art-directors really hate Jennifer Aniston. They may wear the "Team Aniston" t-shirt...but they certainly don't show it in action... they always pick the worst picture for the cover...we all remember Jennifer's last cover attempt.....and perhaps in remedy to that, she's now she's gone all serious...

This time 'round they've (really badly) shaved off her nose...while going for the "I'm strong and can make it through anything" pose...but Jen...in all honesty, I rarely buy fashion magazines...but if I were to buy one...I'd rather purchase the one without the woman that looks like she's bitter and about to launch into a fierce karate chop.

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13 comments:

Anhoni Patel said...

I particularly like her air-brush glowing skin.

Elisita said...

yeah...it's a little over the top...but the thing is...there are actually nice pictures of her in the magazine...they just pick the creepy one for the cover...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

They put pretty people on magazine covers?
All I ever see are the same unremarkable people who have sudddenly become attractive because of their fame, even though you would't look twice if you passed them on the street. RANT! RANT! Grrr! Arrg!

Elisita said...

Kate Moss was my favourite for covers...but they've even gotten rid of her now :(
The last pretty person I saw on a cover was actually Natalie Portman.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Okay there are exceptions. Nat Portman is smokin hot, never really got the Kate Moss thing though.
But I still say the majority of "Celebritys" are unremarkable or at the very least nowhere near as goodlooking as me.

Anonymous said...

That is a valid spelling of Celebrities. I was being old school.

Elisita said...

haha nealk...I must admit Kate Moss take a while to get used to...but once you do you can never go back...she's got an amazing face.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Why is her nose contoured so obviously? that looks HARSH!

Anonymous said...

Why is her nose contoured so obviously? that looks HARSH!

Anonymous said...

She looks like she should have one tear rolling down her face and her fist up. And that nose, ew, it's worse then her real nose. Check out the funky nostril they gave her. Man she is just not photogenic I guess.

Anonymous said...

P.s.
Remember the days when they would put professional models on the cover of these fashion magazines? They don't do that anymore :(

Elisita said...

haha...I was going to mention the nostril as well...but didn't want to sound too mean :) But yeah...it's a shocker of a job. I agree veggie...I think they should bring prof. models back to covers and ad campaigns...I'm sick of this dumb new celebrity trend...sharon stone is the new face of a dior cream line, charlize for j'adore, paris for guess, nicole for dior, scarlett for CK...you need reams of photoshop to make anyone of these girls look decent.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Is it possible that nobody has noticed that horrible thing that covers her chest - what are those attached to her top?
I am amazed at the terrible fashion choices these celebrities make - wait, I'm not amazed at all. Who said they have style? Who said they are SUPPOSED TO HAVE style?
Me a bit tough today :)