Friday, October 14, 2005

Jude and Salma?

O.k...this is ridiculous...even Paris Hilton couldn't dream of competing with Jude&Sienna. Katie Holmes has definitely gone about publicity the hard way...all she had to do was make up a story about having sex with Jude Law and bingo!...publicity-whore fix. The next person in line in this pathetic Jude and Sienna story is Salma Hayek...apparently the duo were getting 'extremely friendly' in a nightclub in Paris...and Sienna's flown off the handle...Why can't they make up something interesting about themselves...or join Scientology and rattle off random quotes from Dianetics?


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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have a funny story about good ol' Salma...during the Sundance Festival my friend came to the end of her street and saw her young neighbour (who suffers from down syndrome) at the edge of a busy highway. She got out of her car to get him, when all of a sudden a large black van pulled up and out jumped Salma Hayek (Ed Norton sitting sheepishly in the back). Salma insited on picking up the young boy and marching him to his house (with nary a word to my friend) and pounding on the door. No one answered because the young brothers were downstairs with the x-box (and not looking after their brother). Salma disappointedly left the boy, after making sure that the parents weren't going to be home anytime soon. So sad - that woman wanted a tearful "Salma Hayek Saved My Baby" story in the local paper. She will do ANYTHING for a little publicity!

Elisita said...

anners...what is going on with you? didn't you meet Jessica Biel as well :) hahaha...Salma looks insane...great story! How did she know where the poor guy lived? I can't believe she got nominated for an Oscar...I saw her once that movie with Matthew Perry and felt sick at her awful attempts at acting...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

yeah...I liked her in Frieda, but then I really like Kahlo's story...and she didn't do a terrible job. She made my friend walk with her once she realized that she knew the boy. She just wouldn't talk to her while they walked to the house. She was too busy being noble and superhero-y I guess!

Anonymous said...

God, that bitch is pure hotness!

Anonymous said...

What photographer thought this would be a good idea? Let's dress Salma in a business suit, make her do a yoga pose, and have her hold that come hither look while I snap 100 shots.

Anonymous said...

This has nothing to do with Salma, but speaking of someone in Hollywood who doesn't look like a total freak, I just saw Sara Rue on Ellen. Do you know who she is? She stars in Less Than Perfect and she used to be pretty plain, plump and frumpy and now she looks AMAZING. It's nice to see a transformation for the better for once.

Anonymous said...

I love that photo.

Jack B. said...

Heh. I love limber women.

I'd be disappointed if this was true. Jude Law is such a man whore, Salma could do better. Jude and Sadie deserved each other.

Anonymous said...

What is it with this kind of weird submissive picture of her doing this, when she's forever activating against violence against women? Not to mention the violent movies she's been in. I hate hypocrites.

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha miss violet,

My husband loves Salma and I told him she's the only woman in the world I probably wouldn't mind in our bedroom.

:D

TLG said...

but... selma's really hot. I'll forgive her. THis once.